Dr. mike varshavski

[DAVE08114]

Dr Mike has spades of charm and charisma but you have to admit he's completely shallow.
Likely why he dates models & no-one of much substance. Like attracting like as they say.
His dad bod is fine and indicative of real life. As he ages, he can't eat the hot dogs like his younger self.
We all know that rule.

 

[DR1979]

Dr Mike has spades of charm and charisma but you have to admit he's completely shallow.
Likely why he dates models & no-one of much substance. Like attracting like as they say.
His dad bod is fine and indicative of real life. As he ages, he can't eat the hot dogs like his younger self.
We all know that rule.

Glad I’m not the only one to think that. I can’t watch any of his meme videos anymore without cringing when the jokes go completely over his head.

 

[silvin]

Dr Mike has spades of charm and charisma but you have to admit he's completely shallow.
Likely why he dates models & no-one of much substance. Like attracting like as they say.
His dad bod is fine and indicative of real life. As he ages, he can't eat the hot dogs like his younger self.
We all know that rule.

That's the consciousness of someone who lived his entire life hearing that he was beautiful

 

[Eli_tw319884]

I don't love his new house, but maybe it's just not my style, I think his apartment looked way cooler.
I'd love to bang him in that pool of his. tho.

 

[Dannyabbchfj]

Definitely get a gay vibe x

 

[Cryptrobber]

Dr Mike has spades of charm and charisma but you have to admit he's completely shallow.
Likely why he dates models & no-one of much substance. Like attracting like as they say.
His dad bod is fine and indicative of real life. As he ages, he can't eat the hot dogs like his younger self.
We all know that rule.

So if she's an "ugly" girl, she suddenly gains substance? Models don't have souls anymore? I never get this criticism cause like....Dr Mike is hot. So of course he seeks out similar hot people.

Dad bod also, like y'all need to learn what a dad bod is and what is "oh no he ate a hamburger today and isn't water deprived".

 

[DAVE08114]

He ate more than one hamburger. Like I said, his body is fine, though.
How long do his instagram model squeezes last?
None of the duck lip models I have seen him with look like they will ever win a Jeopardy round.

 

[Cryptrobber]

He ate more than one hamburger. Like I said, his body is fine, though.
How long do his instagram model squeezes last?
None of the duck lip models I have seen him with look like they will ever win a Jeopardy round.

 

[Idk044464]

He only says he's a doctor just so he can finger you, I'm sure of that

he's a family doctor he treats children a lot of the time...

 

[bi_dom]

He only says he's a doctor just so he can finger you, I'm sure of that

Nah. I think he is too vanilla even for that lol

 

[FatCock]

he's a family doctor he treats children a lot of the time...

He only fingers their dads

 

[Aleksandrov]

He only fingers their dads

Is douching a pre-requisite? Or on offer?

 

[peewoop_M]

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He only fingers their dads

Or their moms?? Cause he has clearly said that he is not gay or even bi

 

[GustavoAckles]

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Or their moms?? Cause he has clearly said that he is not gay or even bi

Love, he obviously don't finger his patients at all, or maybe during prostate exam, then would be only gay. The point is: it's just a fantasy, let the gay be happy and delusional

 

[Aleksandrov]

Love, he obviously don't finger his patients at all, or maybe during prostate exam, then would be only gay. The point is: it's just a fantasy, let the gay be happy and delusional

Amen! And a bit of nipple-flicking on the hot dads

 

[FatCock]

Is douching a pre-requisite? Or on offer?

You do you. Better ask for Dr Mike preferences

 

[Josh Vasquez]

 

[Addfrog112]

His biceps and pecs are insane

 

[Idk044464]

I wishhh
also anyone got news on that secret only fans

He only fingers their dads

 

[FatCock]

I wishhh
also anyone got news on that secret only fans

What secret onlyfans? I guess you are the one with most news