Erling Haaland

[Carolina HM]

As much as I admire this guy he pisses me off also. Imagine being one of the best footballers in the world, earning £250,000 per week, being build like a god and having a massive cock. Life ain’t fair

All you need to do is seduce him and all of that will (technically) be yours!
Psst, if you do manage it, send me some nudes please!

The day he starts officially dating/marry I probably will be feeling like this meme towards the lucky one who got our football Thor

 

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[victorem17]

As much as I admire this guy he pisses me off also. Imagine being one of the best footballers in the world, earning £250,000 per week, being build like a god and having a massive cock. Life ain’t fair

Some just have it all.
On top, he seems to be a nice guy!

 

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[blade__runner]

Some hot HD pics.

 

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[Gefff]

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Damn! His balls are HUGE ! And he has a big Viking cock ! The black opponent must be jealous !

 

[luckeyspidey]

Damn! His balls are HUGE ! And he has a big Viking cock ! The black opponent must be jealous !

Was that last sentence really necessary?

 

[SilencedDoGood]

Your welcome mates

 

[CelebLuvva]

 

[lh0711]

So annoying he had to wear the pair just loose enough to not show anything properly!

 

[Btrfly1783]

 

[CelebLuvva]

Yum

 

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[deleted21355271]

Fantastic footballer and interesting character, but he's not my type at all, despite me also being born in Leeds from Norwegian blood.
Love City & Erling, but in terms of the physical attributes of men give me a rugby player any day!