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Over the past days I've been wondering how many F1 drivers are cut and how many are uncut. All this is just my opinion and absolut fiction. Feel free to post your ideas as well

The Cut Club
  • Lance Stroll (he's jewish)
  • Lewis Hamilton (you can see it in pictures)
  • Pierre Gasly (feelings)
  • George Russell (feelings)
  • Antonio Giovinazzi (feelings)
  • Carlos Sainz (feelings)
  • Nicholas Latifi (pretty sure about him)
  • Nikita Mazepin (feelings... hoping he has a micropenis)
The uncut Club
  • Valterri Bottas
  • Charles Leclerc
  • Max Verstappen
  • Sergio Perez
  • Lando Norris
  • Sebastian Vettel
  • Kimi Räikönnen
  • Mick Schumacher
  • Esteban Ocon
  • Fernando Alonso
  • Yuki Tsunoda
  • Daniel Riccardo
Now regarding Teams:

  • Mercedes: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Ferrari: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Red Bull: 2 uncut
  • McLaren: 2 uncut
  • Aston Martin: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alpine: 2 uncut
  • Alpha Tauri: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alfa Romeo: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Haas: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Williams: 2 cut
aaaaaaannnnnndddd lando's cock is huge btw
 
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Anonym12345 said:
Over the past days I've been wondering how many F1 drivers are cut and how many are uncut. All this is just my opinion and absolut fiction. Feel free to post your ideas as well

The Cut Club
  • Lance Stroll (he's jewish)
  • Lewis Hamilton (you can see it in pictures)
  • Pierre Gasly (feelings)
  • George Russell (feelings)
  • Antonio Giovinazzi (feelings)
  • Carlos Sainz (feelings)
  • Nicholas Latifi (pretty sure about him)
  • Nikita Mazepin (feelings... hoping he has a micropenis)
The uncut Club
  • Valterri Bottas
  • Charles Leclerc
  • Max Verstappen
  • Sergio Perez
  • Lando Norris
  • Sebastian Vettel
  • Kimi Räikönnen
  • Mick Schumacher
  • Esteban Ocon
  • Fernando Alonso
  • Yuki Tsunoda
  • Daniel Riccardo
Now regarding Teams:

  • Mercedes: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Ferrari: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Red Bull: 2 uncut
  • McLaren: 2 uncut
  • Aston Martin: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alpine: 2 uncut
  • Alpha Tauri: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alfa Romeo: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Haas: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Williams: 2 cut
aaaaaaannnnnndddd lando's cock is huge btw
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Stroll and Latifi seem like the only realistic ones to me. As you said, Stroll is Jewish, and Latifi is half-Iranian which presumably would be a factor in that. Any of the European drivers will have probably only had it done for medical reasons.
 
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Anonym12345 said:
Over the past days I've been wondering how many F1 drivers are cut and how many are uncut. All this is just my opinion and absolut fiction. Feel free to post your ideas as well

The Cut Club
  • Lance Stroll (he's jewish)
  • Lewis Hamilton (you can see it in pictures)
  • Pierre Gasly (feelings)
  • George Russell (feelings)
  • Antonio Giovinazzi (feelings)
  • Carlos Sainz (feelings)
  • Nicholas Latifi (pretty sure about him)
  • Nikita Mazepin (feelings... hoping he has a micropenis)
The uncut Club
  • Valterri Bottas
  • Charles Leclerc
  • Max Verstappen
  • Sergio Perez
  • Lando Norris
  • Sebastian Vettel
  • Kimi Räikönnen
  • Mick Schumacher
  • Esteban Ocon
  • Fernando Alonso
  • Yuki Tsunoda
  • Daniel Riccardo
Now regarding Teams:

  • Mercedes: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Ferrari: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Red Bull: 2 uncut
  • McLaren: 2 uncut
  • Aston Martin: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alpine: 2 uncut
  • Alpha Tauri: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Alfa Romeo: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Haas: 1 cut, 1 uncut
  • Williams: 2 cut
aaaaaaannnnnndddd lando's cock is huge btw
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Total fiction, but love the list, quite a few of those guys l would love to investigate a bit more! I have always had a big thing for Daniel Riccardo - can you just imagine snogging him with those fabulous teeth he has. Fernando used to be nice and often sported a nice bulge but think he has turned into a petulant spoilt brat ! Wish Lewis would make up his mind which way he swings, i think he swings both ways (or is that me being wishful thinking !). Charles Leclerc has that really nice 'boy next door' look to him. Yes Lando has a fabulous bulge, he seems to know he has and likes to flaunt it a bit ! George Russell has a very upright British look to him and can imagine him in white briefs.

Anyway enough rambling over the F1 club, the season starts again soon and we can start drooling over them.
 
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