Fuck, Marry, Kill

[glorificus]

F: Devon Sawa (current DILF version)
M: Josh Hartnett
K: Bruce Campbell


Billy Campbell (at his peak hotness in the 90's)
Josh Hopkins (also at his peak hotness)
Peter Hermann (also at his peak hotness)

 

[mrmister1]

F: Billy Campbell
M: Peter Hermann
K: Josh Hopkins (sorry Josh, I'd F you too but the game.....)

Men who played TV Dads
Ty Burrell
Jeremy Sisto
Taran Killam

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Ty
M: Jeremy
K: Taran

Phil Dunster, Alex Pettyfer and William Moseley?

 

[mrmister1]

F: Alex Pettyfer
M: William Moseley
K: Phil Dunster

Boybands Edition
Backstreet Boys
NSYNC
98 Degrees

 

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F: 98 Degrees
M: Backstreet Boys
K: NSYNC

Straight Porn Actors Edition #1
Johnny Sins
Tommy Gunn
Erik Everhard

 

[glorificus]

F: Erik Everhard
M: Johnny Sins
K: Tommy Gunn (after fucking, of course)

Melrose Place Edition (each at their peak hotness in the 90's):
Rob Estes
Grant Show
John Haymes Newton

 

[explosionerection]

F: 98 Degrees
M: Backstreet Boys
K: NSYNC

Straight Porn Actors Edition #1
Johnny Sins
Tommy Gunn
Erik Everhard

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F: Johnny Sins
M: Erik Everhard
K: Tommy Gunn (Breaks my heart cos I'd fuck him to)

What about:
Michael Fassbender
Liam Hemsworth
Justin Bieber
???

 

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F: Liam Hemsworth/ Rob Estes
M: Michael Fassbender/ Grant Show
K: Justin Bieber/ John Newton

Gay Pornstars Edition
Trenton Ducati
Bruce Beckham
Paddy O’Brian

 

[mrmister1]

F: Paddy O’Brian
M: Trenton Ducati
K: Bruce Beckham

Famous Male Models
Jon Kortajarena
Sean O'Pry
Johannes Huebl

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Johannes
M: Sean
K: Jon

Chase Utley, Gabe Kapler and Austin Riley?

 

[pluscachange]

Exactly in the order you listed.

Fuck: Chase Utley
Marry: Gabe Kapler
Kill: Austin Riley


Connor Jessup
Logan Lerman
Prince Harry

 

[mrmister1]

F: Logan Lerman
M: Connor Jessup
K: Prince Harry

Hollywood Leading Men
Brad Pitt
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Cruise

 

[explosionerection]

F: Logan Lerman
M: Connor Jessup
K: Prince Harry

Hollywood Leading Men
Brad Pitt
Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Cruise

F: Leonardo DiCaprio
M: Brad Pitt
K: Tom Cruise

What about?:

David Beckham
Zac Efron
Drew Taggart

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Leonardo DiCaprio
M: Brad Pitt
K: Tom Cruise

What about?:

David Beckham
Zac Efron
Drew Taggart

F: Drew Taggart
M: Zac Efron
K: David Beckham

Christopher McDaniel, Diego Saldano and Gary Weeks?

 

[mrmister1]

F: Christopher McDaniel
M: Gary Weeks
K: Diego Soldano


Guys from Friends (the TV Series)
Matthew Perry
Matt LeBlanc
David Schwimmer

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Matthew Perry
M: Matt LeBlanc (and fuck him on the daily)
K: David Schwimmer

Days of Our Lives guys
Eric Martsolf, Brandon Beemer and Greg Vaughan?

 

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F: Brandon Beemer
M: Eric Martsolf
K: Greg Vaughan

1: Vanilla Man
2: Mario
3: Richard Watterson

 

[mrmister1]

F: Vanilla Man
M: Mario
K: Richard Watterson

Hot Guys of Supernatural
Jared Padalecki
Jensen Ackles
Misha Collins

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Jared
M: Jensen
K: Misha

Teen Wolf Men
Cody Saintgnue
Keahu Kahuanui
Ryan Kelley

 

[glorificus]

F: Ryan Kelley
M: Keahu Kahuanui
K: Cody Saintgnue

Street Fighters edition:
Guile
Ryu
Cody