LOL. That reminds me about the time I was at a private cocktail party. From the start there was this HOTTEST CHICK that kept checking out my crotch. I would return the favor. As the night went on and the cocktails kept coming we were like two animals. We had to do it some where.It was too cold out side, bath room to reveling, bedroom, get caught. I finally grabbed her, when no one was looking ,and we went into just a regular closet. She pulled her panties off and I whipped mine out and went for the kill. Did it standing up. FELT AWESOME. We could hear her husband calling out ,looking for her, so we made it short. We still see each other to this day.