Fucking Your Food/adding Cum To Food.

I think most of us had a real hard time getting over the idea of this being wrong. It took me
many tries to actually eat my own cum. I had tasted my pre-cum many times and enjoyed that.
I would say okay, this time I will do it, then I would turn my head away.

One lonely night in a hotel room with a few pillows and my ass to the wall. I did it. Not bad at all.
That was years ago. Besides in my food or morning coffee, I keep a few loads in the freezer to use
when I want a larger amount, or to just suck on it like an ice cube.
I agree wholeheartedly. Cumsicles are by far the most versatile way of storing and using. And if you really want to get kinky with those cubes try, during your next edging session, sliding one inside your ass and have another to suck on. The cube feels great inside and when it melts you have that dirty but hot feeling of unprotected sex. Just don't try this on your best Egyptian cotton sheets!
 
This is as fucked up as it gets:
My cousin had been complaining to the girl I was fucking she was not getting enough cum in her diet. My gf fixed that.
My gf was a baker, she was very good I must say.
We made test muffins that we liked but needed to start saving the special sauce for my cousins cake. It took 4 months to get enough. Harvested twice a day, kept in a bowl in the freezer.
My gf took white cake recipe and added the cum we had collected for 4 months. We baked a cake then cut it in the shape of my cock and balls, colored to match. We kept the leftover parts for ourselves and ate them over time.
I think we used 3/4 cup of cum and 1/4 cup oil in the cake. The icing was powdered sugar and cum. The cake and icing came together well.
We served the cake as belonging TO and FOR my cousin only, she insisted on sharing cake.
My grandmother, several aunts, uncles, my mother and my room mates all ate the cake along with my gf and I, it was very good, several went back for seconds.
My room mate took my cousin home with him and added his own cum to her diet that night and for several months following. They had cake in the morning. My gf and I had some with them. To this day, no one knows what was in the cake and icing.
 
I would make my str8 roomate omletes in the morning for breakfast with my morning cum loads in them, he never knew, this went on for over a year. Makes me smile thinking of him swallowing my loads every morning!

Doesn't the cooking dissolve/evaporate it?
 
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I would make my str8 roomate omletes in the morning for breakfast with my morning cum loads in them, he never knew, this went on for over a year. Makes me smile thinking of him swallowing my loads every morning!
That's nasty. Please ask them beforehand. As much as I'd like to do this, I can't believe people were actually liking this reply.
 
Reading this makes what I have done seem very modest. Unlike some, I did manage to taste my cum for the first time without food or drink being involved. I never considered it wrong, but usually the desire would just disappear after I had cum. I noticed this seemed to happen at the end of cumming and ,most of the volume was in spurts two and three so I caught those in my left hand and licked my hand clean while my right hand was finishing stroking.

Food came later. I have put a malteser in my belly button and cum on that and eaten it, I have cum on a pizza before baking it and I have cum on salad as a kind of salad dressing and then eaten the salad a few times. I did also try it as an alternative to milk in coffee but is doesn't seem to mix very well.

I have never got into freeing it, though.
 
Reading this makes what I have done seem very modest. Unlike some, I did manage to taste my cum for the first time without food or drink being involved. I never considered it wrong, but usually the desire would just disappear after I had cum. I noticed this seemed to happen at the end of cumming and ,most of the volume was in spurts two and three so I caught those in my left hand and licked my hand clean while my right hand was finishing stroking.

Food came later. I have put a malteser in my belly button and cum on that and eaten it, I have cum on a pizza before baking it and I have cum on salad as a kind of salad dressing and then eaten the salad a few times. I did also try it as an alternative to milk in coffee but is doesn't seem to mix very well.

I have never got into freeing it, though.
I love the malteser in the belly button idea, I must try that! Maybe even a comparison with an m&m and chocolate button is called for. Your problem with mixing cum into coffee may be that you are trying the mix too soon after cumming. If you leave cum for a few minutes after shooting it changes in appearance becoming clearer and runnier. In one of the recipe books I have previously mentioned, this process is described as "melting". Cum in this runnier state will mix more easily with coffee or other drinks such as alcohol.
 
Just bought the traditional Xmas litre bottle of Baileys. Can't wait to pour a glass over ice and add my extra, creamy special ingredient, shaken or stirred!
 
My roommate in college would shoot his load in my protein shake before I went to the gym.
He called it his brotein
Yeah, good stuff. I wrangled my nephew when he was temporarily staying with me to do me a favor and add some flavor to my shakes, saying I needed to get more protein every now and then. He would take my shaker into the bathroom when he got up in the morning and leave a hefty amount on the kitchen counter for me on a fairly regular basis for the month he was here. He declined to have me return the favor/flavor for his shakes though.
 
Over the New Year's, my nephew and a buddy stayed over to enjoy the holidays in Honolulu, and after dragging themselves out of the same bed, decided to give me a treat that he knew I would appreciate. They took my shaker container back into the bedroom, proceeded to fill it with a hefty amount of their male protein, and returned to the kitchen to present me with the basis for my first protein shake of the year. What a delicious, nutritious way to start 2022. They promised me more over the next few days that they would be staying with me. Oh, to be young and full of ....
 
Just bought the traditional Xmas litre bottle of Baileys. Can't wait to pour a glass over ice and add my extra, creamy special ingredient, shaken or stirred!
In college, I ate a slice of pepperoni pizza after a guy I would suck jacked off on it.

I have also had some men cum into a very nice crystal lowball and would enjoy the semen with Grey Goose and seltzer. I call it a Cum Runner.