Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

[photojosh]

Did anyone listen to his podcast? Thoughts?

I did listen to it in its entirety. It was honestly a lot of rambling in the cutest, sweetest, and most adorable way. I am literally head-over for him, though, so I would listen to him read the dictionary I love his voice and cadence, and the adorable self-deprecating laughs

 

[archie.fornelos95]

He's cute and wholesome at the same time.

I also love when he tease.

 

[Rezhead]

Hell yeah, I love that he brought back the smutty little nose ring

 

[kadenn]

if he ever grows long hair, its over for me yall

 

[Mattm19]

Anyone know his height

 

[hugo_98]

 

[Mememe2022]

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Looks like he spreads well.

 

[BBJ94]

Just saw this from insta and thought it was hilarious. Is he tho?

 

[Mememe2022]

Just saw this from insta and thought it was hilarious. Is he tho?

Man, I wanna lick that retainer clean

 

[Caleb Trask]

Man, I wanna lick that retainer clean

Orthodontic appliance fetish is not one I’d heard of before- and maybe one I didn’t need to know about…

 

[Egooneresc]

Day in the life vlog, nice to see he’s still comfortable showing his body. Wish we’d seen a glimpse of that shower though

 

[thequeb]

Day in the life vlog, nice to see he’s still comfortable showing his body. Wish we’d seen a glimpse of that shower though

He has the perfect body for me, not over worked out, not only bones. Love him!

 

[Cownipples]

Great body. His face looks cuter up close though

 

[Egooneresc]

Great body. His face looks cuter up close though

Looks better than I do at 5am!

 

[thequeb]

Looks better than I do at 5am!

Looks better than I do in my entire life

 

[Parker767]

Day in the life vlog, nice to see he’s still comfortable showing his body. Wish we’d seen a glimpse of that shower though

omg i volunteer to clean his pits, deodorant and all

 

[Mememe2022]

omg i volunteer to clean his pits, deodorant and all

 

[Dokteki]

Man, I wanna lick that retainer clean

omg i volunteer to clean his pits, deodorant and all

 

[dataloreB4]

“My first post was a satirical video about being diagnosed with a micropenis and it garnered quite the attention. People seemed to really enjoy a comedic take on someone making fun of themselves so that’s what I continued to do.”

But does he actually have a micropenis?

 

[Idontknow09]

“My first post was a satirical video about being diagnosed with a micropenis and it garnered quite the attention. People seemed to really enjoy a comedic take on someone making fun of themselves so that’s what I continued to do.”

But does he actually have a micropenis?

Idk it reminds me of Nathan freihofer making small dick jokes and he does in fact have a small dick. Maybe the same for greyson