Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

I could be terribly wrong but there’s too many signs he’s gay or at least Bi

He's not gay he's just short. Which makes him awkward and shy and your gaydar mistakes that for being gay.

I cant believe I watched the whole podcast. Two middle aged gays initially obsessing and then losing interest when they realise their spank bank fantasy is just a normal straight kid.

High (low) lights:

1. His name isnt Greyson, but James! 2. He's a broke kid with a cute face who lives in Philly with a roommate,
3. He's from Fresno and doesn't know people besides 8 bros he hangs out with,
4. He doesnt know the pubs in Philly, 5. doesnt know the names of the trains he takes,
6. doesn't know the colour of his dick because he never looks at it,
7. got bit by a german shepard,
8. Studied geo engineering in Vegas, and
9. has no money but wants to live in Manhattan.

The end.
 
He's not gay he's just short. Which makes him awkward and shy and your gaydar mistakes that for being gay.

I cant believe I watched the whole podcast. Two middle aged gays initially obsessing and then losing interest when they realise their spank bank fantasy is just a normal straight kid.

High (low) lights:

1. His name isnt Greyson, but James! 2. He's a broke kid with a cute face who lives in Philly with a roommate,
3. He's from Fresno and doesn't know people besides 8 bros he hangs out with,
4. He doesnt know the pubs in Philly, 5. doesnt know the names of the trains he takes,
6. doesn't know the colour of his dick because he never looks at it,
7. got bit by a german shepard,
8. Studied geo engineering in Vegas, and
9. has no money but wants to live in Manhattan.

The end.
I watched it all too! lol
It was so annoying how much the chubbier host kept cutting off Greyson's answers.
Typical obnoxious gay.
 
I watched it all too! lol
It was so annoying how much the chubbier host kept cutting off Greyson's answers.
Typical obnoxious gay.
Same. I only saw 10 minutes bc he was kinda insufferable to listen to and his journalism as a host is ass. Like, let your guests speak and answer your questions
 
I watched it all too! lol
It was so annoying how much the chubbier host kept cutting off Greyson's answers.
Typical obnoxious gay.
100% the fat gay had textbook narcissistic tendencies. Cuts everyone off, doesn't laugh or acknowledges poor Greyson/James once, making him even more nervous and causing the whole podcast to flop. Even the skinny old gay became nervous and awkward. It was torture to watch.
 
Gworl, yk the gays on this forum can't comprehend that good looking straight men exists. According to them they all are either, DL, Gay or Bi. But, God forbid if they're anything but straight, lol.
Not even😂 I know plenty of good looking straight dudes who are straight and my instant assumption isn’t that they’re not and I’m not saying he’s not straight. I just find it hard to believe.

When you’ve spent so many years in a closet you start to understand what the closet looks like🫡
 
He's not gay he's just short. Which makes him awkward and shy and your gaydar mistakes that for being gay.

I cant believe I watched the whole podcast. Two middle aged gays initially obsessing and then losing interest when they realise their spank bank fantasy is just a normal straight kid.

High (low) lights:

1. His name isnt Greyson, but James! 2. He's a broke kid with a cute face who lives in Philly with a roommate,
3. He's from Fresno and doesn't know people besides 8 bros he hangs out with,
4. He doesnt know the pubs in Philly, 5. doesnt know the names of the trains he takes,
6. doesn't know the colour of his dick because he never looks at it,
7. got bit by a german shepard,
8. Studied geo engineering in Vegas, and
9. has no money but wants to live in Manhattan.

The end.
Don’t know how you got awkward and short = gay

Your maths is way off
 
I only saw part, but those queens perving on him like that was really gross.
Queens perving on young hot straight guys is essentially the norm on LPSG every day. I guess it’s a good thing. We don’t need to actually see it. At least they didn’t ask if he was cut or uncut and what his thoughts on circumcision were. And they did not insist he was gay for some nonsense reason
 
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Queens perving on young hot straight guys is essentially the norm on LPSG every day. I guess it’s a good thing. We don’t need to actually see it. At least they didn’t ask if he was cut or uncut and what his thoughts on circumcision were. And they did not insist he was gay for some nonsense reason
Well, kinda lol

Later in the interview, when Greyson was talking about how conservative and religious his hometown was, one of them basically said, “Is that why you’re scared to come out as bi?”

It was kinda blink and you miss it cause Greyson didn’t really react at all but I heard it lmao

I also laughed out loud when he said his parents basically keep calling him gay because they don’t see eye to eye on issues so everything he does is queer to them. Sounds about right. I clocked that family dynamic from a mile away lol