He's not gay he's just short. Which makes him awkward and shy and your gaydar mistakes that for being gay.
I cant believe I watched the whole podcast. Two middle aged gays initially obsessing and then losing interest when they realise their spank bank fantasy is just a normal straight kid.
High (low) lights:
1. His name isnt Greyson, but James! 2. He's a broke kid with a cute face who lives in Philly with a roommate,
3. He's from Fresno and doesn't know people besides 8 bros he hangs out with,
4. He doesnt know the pubs in Philly, 5. doesnt know the names of the trains he takes,
6. doesn't know the colour of his dick because he never looks at it,
7. got bit by a german shepard,
8. Studied geo engineering in Vegas, and
9. has no money but wants to live in Manhattan.
The end.