For we straight guys, Grigor Dimitrov is the poor bastard who invariably gets the crap kicked out of him in the early-to-mid rounds of a tennis tournament. It wouldn't hurt so badly if it came courtesy of a Novak Djokovic or a Roger Federer, but when Dimitrov gets thrashed by the likes of a Taylor Fritz...?
More relevant to LPSG: From gay male flight attendants I've heard rumors about Grigor being a gay player on the tennis circuit who has used relationships with women as his beard. His publicity agents pair him with attractive women like Maria Sharapova-- or occasionally with an over-the-top pairing like with Serena Williams-- for a finite period of time before they conveniently break-up. He's also (according to the Internet) supposed to have some mysterious sugar daddy, so his mounting loses on the tennis court probably don't hurt as much.
Last bit of trivia: He's listed as 6' 3" although it's obvious he's just a fraction taller than 6' 1" Rafael Nadal. What's up with that? Compensating for a tiny weenie? (lol)
