Handjob instead of intercourse?

I've gotten blow jobs while driving, but this car didn't really have room for her to get her head in my lap. Besides, driving a stick shift down Hwy 101 with the top down in traffic would have been way too hard with her face in my crotch.

(best bj I got while driving was from Baton Rouge to New Orleans)
 
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I don't take handjobs over actual sex. If we can't fuck then she's got a mouth. If she doesn't want to suck my cock, then we'll just wait until her period ends and I'll jack off in the meantime.

That isn't to say that I don't find handjobs pleasurable. But I've come to realize what I really want and a handjob isn't one of them.

Simba
 
Handjobs? Really? Those should be left in grade school. We're all adults here. Lame.
 
Well I didn't make it up...why would I. It was all good nonetheless. I mean there was plenty of girls there for sex. But this was a little different. Hey different strokes and all.
 
So this past weekend at our monthly party one of our single females was on her period.

How do I get an invite to this function? If everyone else is passing on handjobs from this woman that wants to whack me off on her tits give her my contact information.

Generally that's why a few other folks think this belongs in the fantasy section.

But hey I am an open minded guy that is always up for watching the sticky stuff to come flying out of mister happy and landing on some tits.

Seriously I think most of us have an order of preference that sort of goes like this (at least fro me):

1) Pussy
2) Blowjob
3) Tit-fuck
4) Handjob
5) Thighs or ass to cock rub

A good session involves the entire menu 1~5 and anything else she may make up. If her feet are clean and well manicured and covered in nylon she may add additional numbers.

I am sure the gay guys probably have a similar pecking order.
 
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Hand job instead of intercourse?

I guess that like most guys I would much prefer vaginal sex or a blowjob but there will be times when these aren't always an option. For instance, my wife will give me hand jobs during her periods. Over the years she has learned some new tricks and her ‘cock massaging’ skills are out of this world! My wife loves to give me hand jobs. I don't mind it; she loves to work it so I’m right on the edge then backing off so I’m begging for her to finish me off.
 
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So this past weekend at our monthly party one of our single females was on her period. She doesn't like intercourse when its her time of the month but she was still horny. So she offered up a handjob for anyone interested. I was curious. So i volunteered. She was topless and pulled some lotion out and rubbed my penis up. Very pleasurable. She varied the speed and firmness. When she sensed me about to cum, she knelt down and told me to shoot on her tits. I usually prefer to come inside but this felt very good. Anyone else enjoy this different sensation from another?
Better than not getting anything, It's fun when we are somewhere in public, most of my girls are exhibitionist (Go-GO dancers) ;-p
 
I am a big ole farm girl, not a looker, but enjoy touching and handjobs instead of intercourse. A large penis is so much fun to look at, play with, read about, or talk about, however, a bit scary to have inside me (sorry guys). I really enjoy watching them do their thing and have them "shoot it out" for me or on me, my boobs in particular (I can feel it hitting and the warmth). I do masturbate and climax many times reading about you guys with large ones, and your experiences. Just wanted to say, THANKS.
 
I've gotten blow jobs while driving, but this car didn't really have room for her to get her head in my lap. Besides, driving a stick shift down Hwy 101 with the top down in traffic would have been way too hard with her face in my crotch.

(best bj I got while driving was from Baton Rouge to New Orleans)
I've gotten quite a few blow jobs and hand jobs myself while driving, very much enjoyable!
 
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I am a big ole farm girl, not a looker, but enjoy touching and handjobs instead of intercourse. A large penis is so much fun to look at, play with, read about, or talk about, however, a bit scary to have inside me (sorry guys). I really enjoy watching them do their thing and have them "shoot it out" for me or on me, my boobs in particular (I can feel it hitting and the warmth). I do masturbate and climax many times reading about you guys with large ones, and your experiences. Just wanted to say, THANKS.
You could play with me anytime Ann...thats hot...
 
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handjobs can be very erotic just use your imagination. Nice being spread eagle with restraints and getting stroked then fingered also maybe a large dildo to replace the finger. Plus kept on the edge for 10 minutes when your cock is so sensitive. Plus being fed your cum before your untied
 
I am a big ole farm girl, not a looker, but enjoy touching and handjobs instead of intercourse. A large penis is so much fun to look at, play with, read about, or talk about, however, a bit scary to have inside me (sorry guys). I really enjoy watching them do their thing and have them "shoot it out" for me or on me, my boobs in particular (I can feel it hitting and the warmth). I do masturbate and climax many times reading about you guys with large ones, and your experiences. Just wanted to say, THANKS.

Ann,

I love your attitude. My wife is usually not interested in sex, but she has gotten really good and gets a kick out of playing with my penis and driving me insane until I blow. It often becomes a playful CFNM situation with subtle overtones of her being dominant and controlling my orgasm. The whole thing makes me lust for her but gives enough relief to keep me satisfied. Not my ideal situation, but it works for both of us.
 
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