Has your woman ever measured you or

[hotparesh]

Yep my wife did, we saw something on TV that said Asian men average is around 6" and wanted to see how i compared, I was 8" and that was bigger than UK average.
I overheard her talking about the TV show and my cock to her friend and that she was lucky to have me!
The next day I had a drink with her friends bf and he mentioned it and said his gf wasn't happy that I was bigger than him! He was 6 1/2 (something he told me after a couple of pints)

 

[mparker221]

Yes. I briefly dated this one chick who would get like super super turned on measuring me- both flaccid and hard. She would measure me and point out how much smaller her exes were- pointing to the 5.5 or 6" marks on the tape and raving about how much more cock there is. It was obviously a huge ego boost- but also so hot seeing a chick getting so wet and turned on measuring big cock

 

[tomj77]

Same here on keeping a tape in the night stand. Mrs. Shackleford put on her nurse outfit & pulled it out just a couple weeks ago.

I think both our wives just like confirming every now & then that they have one up on other women.

Sounds like @sweetlucky12 needs a naughty nurse costume to do it right!

 

[Southlincsnudist]

I think it is something that most women do to their guy

 

[lilcamel]

My ex brought a friend in for a threesome and she measured me (6) and him (8). I lost so I had to blow him.

 

[sweetlucky12]

Sounds like @sweetlucky12 needs a naughty nurse costume to do it right!

@Shackleford what did you start?

 

[Shackleford]

Sounds like @sweetlucky12 needs a naughty nurse costume to do it right!

A police costume works as well. Gotta make sure that weapon you’re carrying isn’t over regulation!

 

[Shackleford]

@Shackleford what did you start?

That’s up to you two, but I expect a full report once it’s over.

 

[NerdyDCLoner]

Recently
My lady after hours of sex, with my dick in her hand she says," you have a really big dick"

"Really?"

she laughs," you have to know it's big...like really big." She's stroking it and flopping it in her hands

"I mean...big ...but really big?idk"

she laughs again"no huge. placing one hand over the other. She stacks 3 hands with more dick to go
" they say the average is 6inches" she says turning her head to the side and stacking her hands
She grabbed it hard.
"This is alot more than 6 inches"

 

[deleted814719]

Been married for 43 years. My wife "measured" me once - out of curiosity. She often lovingly teases about how "big I am" and how "I'm as much as she can handle". Believe me, I am just average and have always claimed to her to be nothing but average.

She must be okay with it. One of her favorite ways to orgasm is to have me use a Fun Factory caterpillar vibrator in her pussy while licking her clit. When she's done, she begs for my cock to be inside her and I'm not as large as the vibrator.

 

[Audient]

she measured me once with her hand. she said it was 8 inches. I said, oh yes it must be that. (I am 7.25nbp)

 

[deleted972301]

Back when I was in my younger 20's was the first time I ever had a woman measure my cock. She always said I was the biggest she had ever had up to that point in her life. She thought I was like 7-8 inches and I was like hell no, so one day she decided to whip out the tape. In my mind I was thinking I was a bit closer to 6.5 inches and she measured me at 7x5.5, we both smirked and then went back to our usual.

 

[hungyngfert]

Love when they just have to measure it

 

[ss7979]

I had a FWB do it a couple weeks ago because she swore I was over 12 inches. All her other fuckers have been lying to her lol back when I was in college in high school this was something I used to have done at parties all the time.

 

[jerryteroga]

Yes my wife measured me because she didnt believe me when i told her my size she thought i was around 6 inches but she found out i am 4.5 inches

 

[ronin001]

No. I do not measure her mid section; and she does not measure my penis.
We get along very well, with this

 

[Rooker]

My wife confirmed I’m 72 and 3/16 inches.

 

[nomju]

Only to prove to her that it wasn't as big as she thought it was. Women are notoriously bad at measurements. She thought I was over 8 inches. As happy as I was for her to tell that to her friends, I insisted she measured me.

 

[BigToken361]

Yes I have had the ruler several times but more commonly, them getting excited and laying their forearm next to mine to compare.

 

[Lakeshore]

When I was in my early 30s my wife measured my cock and it was just under 7.5". It's not that, today, at age 72, thanks to Peyronies, but it still works.