Henry Cavill

[dudu9551]

Say hello to the new Chief Creative Director, Global Brand Ambassador and Spokesperson of MuscleTech. I'm guessing plenty of ads and marketing campaigns featuring Henry working out are on their way to us in the near future. That's good!

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[7277511]

No, just let the dick head become fermented with smegma. Enjoy your cheesy cock.

it's doesn't sound gross in a Henry Cavill thread though

 

[deleted867014]

Do you feel this strongly about it when westerners pierce their babies ears, or just when DESERT dwelling people, like the Jews, have to do something to avoid a smegma related dick infection? Enjoy your fauke activism and your cheesy cock.

Lol what's with your cheese obsession? I've never even thought about it. Never had any cheese problems and never had any guys with cheese problems either. But keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

 

[petedrumm]

No, just let the dick head become fermented with smegma. Enjoy your cheesy cock.

You talk as if almost the entire world outside the US didn't leave their child's dicks intact. Breaking news, we wash our dicks.

 

[Sethxxx]

Do you feel this strongly about it when westerners pierce their babies ears, or just when DESERT dwelling people, like the Jews, have to do something to avoid a smegma related dick infection? Enjoy your fauke activism and your cheesy cock.

you trying to make this anti Semitic is sending me

 

[Msarna_1200]

What the fuck are you people talking about

 

[deleted971594]

What the fuck are you people talking about

Not Henry Cavill, clearly.

 

[Anron]

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HENRY CAVILL AND MUSCLETECH® PARTNER TO BRING ACTIVE NUTRITION AND HUMAN POTENTIAL TOGETHER FOR A GREATER PURPOSE | MuscleTech

 

[deleted971594]

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HENRY CAVILL AND MUSCLETECH® PARTNER TO BRING ACTIVE NUTRITION AND HUMAN POTENTIAL TOGETHER FOR A GREATER PURPOSE | MuscleTech

Good for Henry...getting that supplement coin. Easy money, to be honest.

And if this leads to him eventually launching his own fitness app (unlikely, but still) I'd sign right up SO fast!

 

[Anron]

Good for Henry...getting that supplement coin. Easy money, to be honest.

And if this leads to him eventually launching his own fitness app (unlikely, but still) I'd sign right up SO fast!

i just hope it means more pics of him in his famous blue tank (or better yet no tank at all )

 

[freddielm]

Does this mean we will be getting lots of shirtless Henry pics?

 

[deleted867014]

Does this mean we will be getting lots of shirtless Henry pics?

If the company's smart they'd put it in his contract. I mean, I'd take a second look at a poster if Henry were half naked in it.

Have you looked at the comments on that youtube video where he's building a PC in his tank top? They're all from thirsty bitches of every gender on earth. Including yours truly.

 

[Ferdawoon]

If the company's smart they'd put it in his contract. I mean, I'd take a second look at a poster if Henry were half naked in it.

Have you looked at the comments on that youtube video where he's building a PC in his tank top? They're all from thirsty bitches of every gender on earth. Including yours truly.

I mean, just sayin'

 

[tandersen90]

i just hope it means more pics of him in his famous blue tank (or better yet no tank at all )

Imagine how much that blue tank top could sell at an auction.

 

[pmph234]

Imagine how much that blue tank top could sell at an auction.

If you owned it would you wear it as a piece of fashionable gay nightwear? You'd have to make sure you didn't put it in the wash and lose the Cavill scent. I imagine it smells of sexual muscular sweat, if such a smell exists.

 

[freddielm]

If the company's smart they'd put it in his contract. I mean, I'd take a second look at a poster if Henry were half naked in it.

Have you looked at the comments on that youtube video where he's building a PC in his tank top? They're all from thirsty bitches of every gender on earth. Including yours truly.

I left a comment too LOL

 

[tandersen90]

If you owned it would you wear it as a piece of fashionable gay nightwear? You'd have to make sure you didn't put it in the wash and lose the Cavill scent. I imagine it smells of sexual muscular sweat, if such a smell exists.

I'd wear it every night like those women in films wear their partners' dress shirts as pyjamas.

 

[Deadward]

"We’re the new MuscleTech®, and we’re bringing active nutrition and human potential together for a greater purpose."

Huh?
Now Lord knows I'd let Henry piss in my mouth as his load runs down my thigh, but with that rosemary water and now muscletech, does anyone else get a redflag vibe with his...odd sponsorships? Again, I'd gargle his babies, but I hope Henry isn't leaning towards antivaxxers who think you can cure cancer by the healing power of amethyst crystals

Either way, get that coin, Daddy. I'll take your shot in the mouth, even if it does taste like rosemary.

 

[teddybaerli1]

No, just let the dick head become fermented with smegma. Enjoy your cheesy cock.

That's just a nonsense you write here, I have never had a cheesy dick

No, just let the dick head become fermented with smegma. Enjoy your cheesy cock.

And you really believe that all uncut men do have cheesy cocks? Gosh, that's more than a stupid comparison, that's just silly to maintain something like that, simply ridiculous, man. Washing an uncut dick is as easily done as showering your body in the morning!

 

[deleted7057471]

"We’re the new MuscleTech®, and we’re bringing active nutrition and human potential together for a greater purpose."

Huh?
Now Lord knows I'd let Henry piss in my mouth as his load runs down my thigh, but with that rosemary water and now muscletech, does anyone else get a redflag vibe with his...odd sponsorships? Again, I'd gargle his babies, but I hope Henry isn't leaning towards antivaxxers who think you can cure cancer by the healing power of amethyst crystals

Either way, get that coin, Daddy. I'll take your shot in the mouth, even if it does taste like rosemary.

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Thhis is just poetry hahaha. but, yes. Get that coin. Toss a coin to our Henry?