Henry Cavill

I'm more jealous of whoever gets to ride his dick and drink his man milk, tbh.

It's weird to have such a sexual fascination with a man you perceive with pure disgust like he's the scum of the earth. It's like if anyone living was attracted to you.
 

Honestly, he isn't that bad. He's not like some Neil Breen. He's just ok. We've seen way worse. He won't win an Oscar but who cares. He does cheesy popcorn flicks, we get to see his handsome face. Everyone wins. If he takes his shirt off or not, you're not entitled to it cause it's up to him.

Don't act like half your post history today doesn't sound like you're if Perez Hilton became feral. Anyways here is the guy we're all actually here for. Sorry for derailing the thread guys.

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Except The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was a massive box office bomb that nobody even saw. A 2nd installment would flop just as hard.
I loved The Man from U.N.C.L.E. And although i too am here to Gawk at him, i disagree with people who say he's got no range. The pain in his face in at the end of Man Of Steel? Allot of other moments in other films. The problem is, in my opinion, is he hasn't had a role that has allowed him to truly show off his range.
 
Yeah, because Henry can't do comedy or drama or anything that requires emoting, only action.

Hemsworth actually received a nomination for Best Actor in A Comedy for Thor Ragnarok, which was an excellent comedic performance.

If China and the rest of the Asian population had actually seen The Man from UNCLE it wouldn't have made only $107m worldwide on a $75m budget.
Thor Ragnarok was a comedy and am excellent movie?

You're so silly, Hollywood only counted earnings from Japan and Europe for global screening. They never included China or the rest of Asia. He literally has a massive fan base in Asia
 
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Badly, as the last 6 Guy Ritchie movies (barring Aladdin, for obvious reasons). Hell, the last time he and Cavill teamed up they bombed hard.
i was excited to see it 2 and a half years ago when it was announced but it just doesnt look good enough to pay for and take the time to go to a theater to see. ill wait till it hits the torrents in a few weeks or so. now the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare, that looks hella fun. ill pay to go see it.
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Poor Henry. It must be demoralizing to be part of/promoting flop after flop.
I'm hoping his Highlander and Warhammer projects turn out successful... but I'm a bit nervous about how niche those IPs are. Especially Highlander.
im hoping highlander will be good
 
Poor Henry. It must be demoralizing to be part of/promoting flop after flop.
I'm hoping his Highlander and Warhammer projects turn out successful... but I'm a bit nervous about how niche those IPs are. Especially Highlander.
That's partly his fault for insisting on only being in big wannabe blockbusters with bloated budgets instead of diversifying and going into more indie or prestige fare like so many of his peers. But then again, I don't think many directors of said fare are actually looking to work with him...