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A cautionary tale to all ages alike!
It may deceive you, more so than an average prick
Keep you getting tested, keep you sleepless all night
Beware the allure of thee canned spotted dick!!!!!!!!!



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Now that's girth!
 
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That is how impressed I am. Not that I need an excuse.
While searching for this image I came across this site. Loads more tits here:
http://www.littlepeckers.co.uk/blog/blue-tits-suet-fat-balls/

How did I miss the big fat balls? They were dangling right there below... aahh, I get it! I was distracted by the tits.

Muttering while clicking thread link "This better be some fucking roosters or there will be hell to pay."

Was not disappointed.


I and my magnificent cocks aim to never disappoint the ladies.
 

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@MickeyLee

I must say, since I saw your gorgeous cocks, I've developed a bit of an interest in fancy cocks myself. I've been staring at photos of various sizes and colors. I hope to own a few fancy cocks of my own one day. They might get a bit crowded in this home though.

Also, your adorable ass has made an impression. I thought of you when I saw this delightful ass!
 

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Oh hell no! No cocks for me! They're mean and can cut you like a knife! I got spurred a few times when I was younger. We had this huge rooster who really commandeered the barn yard. I could be walking on the other end, and he'd come running towards me! I'd scream like a little girl! I mean a littler girl! That fucker was scary!
 

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Oh hell no! No cocks for me! They're mean and can cut you like a knife! I got spurred a few times when I was younger. We had this huge rooster who really commandeered the barn yard. I could be walking on the other end, and he'd come running towards me! I'd scream like a little girl! I mean a littler girl! That fucker was scary!


Well, shit. I have had chickens and ducks before, but they were sweet. I don't need any cocky cocks!
 
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I think it's just a little one.

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Just another pussy pic

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I'm a tad embarrassed by this one. My clam really hasn't wanted to cooperate with beard trims lately.

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I usually have the cutest muff around!