Hi ladies, penis size preference depent on height?

[deleted924715]

Hey maybe we should just nominate a random size

I have never gotten to design a penis, have you? I have never gotten to choose the height of a man I’ve fallen for either for that matter. So it’s such a pointless question.

Why do you think this is interesting? Are you on the design team for Real Man Doll? Cuz women have voted - we aren’t buying any.

Is there an adult version of build-a-bear we're not aware of?

 

[LaFemme]

Hey maybe we should just nominate a random size


Is there an adult version of build-a-bear we're not aware of?

If we do nominate a random size, we’ll have to plug into the hive mind again and you know how glitchy that sucker gets.

Maybe there is an Adult Build-a-Bear! I haven’t been to an adult porn store in years. Who knows what’s behind those grimy windows.

 

[Enid]

Build a bear would be a great name for a gay leather bar

 

[deleted924715]

If we do nominate a random size, we’ll have to plug into the hive mind again and you know how glitchy that sucker gets.

Maybe there is an Adult Build-a-Bear! I haven’t been to an adult porn store in years. Who knows what’s behind those grimy windows.

True... But I'm getting a good feeling about the number 9...

Length? 9!
Girth? 9!
Height? 9!

No units, just "9"

"Hey ladies, what size...."

"9"

 

[Enid]

True... But I'm getting a good feeling about the number 9...

Length? 9!
Girth? 9!
Height? 9!

No units, just "9"

"Hey ladies, what size...."

"9"

we could do “i“ for imaginary unit

 

[693987]

we could do “i“ for imaginary unit

I feel like one could also bring in some ideas from Schrodinger, too. Does the penis exist or not? The size isn't known until you open the box.

 

[Enid]

I feel like one could also bring in some ideas from Schrodinger, too. Does the penis exist or not? The size isn't known until you open the box.

Right!

was thinking of imaginary numbers, and how they can be expressed by a real number but ONLY if you multiply it by an imaginary unit (i squared = -1)

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Which size is on my lover? That’s the one.