Hi People

[Blocko]

Carved from the same redwood? That explains why you love big trees so much.

 

[Stephie]

morning wood turns me on and makes my twig nipples hard lol

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

ok I will confess me and my whole family were carved from the same red wood tree, and a fairy from the north star brought us to life.. I am sorry I lied to you HugoB but Disney was paying me a shit load of money lol

Somehow, I had a feeling that's what happened.

 

[Stephie]

what that Disney gave me money?

 

[Blocko]

We all thought they gave you money for winning the Goofy look-a-like contest, now we know the truth!

 

[D_Billy Bob Bellhead]

As fine as you are you won't have any trouble making friends

 

[Stephie]

hey I like goofy so thank you lol

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

The whole thing with redwoods and northstar fairies and Disney bribery. I suspected it all.

But while were being honest, I should tell you I'm not really a man. I'm a woman. Actually, I'm not really a woman. I'm a horse. Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.

 

[B_Monster]

The whole thing with redwoods and northstar fairies and Disney bribery. I suspected it all.

But while were being honest, I should tell you I'm not really a man. I'm a woman. Actually, I'm not really a woman. I'm a horse. Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.

The truth comes out :biggrin1:

Your very popular Stephie

 

[Stephie]

well Hugo I am really a witch that rides brooms

 

[B_Monster]

well Hugo I am really a witch that rides brooms

Hugo's a fairy, :biggrin1:

 

[Dorian_Gray]

Hugo's a fairy, :biggrin1:

And monster is a gay man playing straight....hahahha, j/k.:biggrin1:

 

[B_Monster]

And monster is a gay man playing straight....hahahha, j/k.:biggrin1:

Oh Fuck, my secrets out, first im a fake now im gay

What time does your cock have XGX? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

well Hugo I am really a witch that rides brooms

Girl you can ride me wherever the hell you want. Just, um, no warts please :wink:

 

[Stephie]

genital warts? hahaha but hey if Monster is gay but wants me.. hey im being called a guy wtf lol

 

[Blocko]

genital warts? hahaha but hey if Monster is gay but wants me.. hey im being called a guy wtf lol

You're the one that suggested it Stephie, is there something we should know? Did you join LPSG because of your huge crying game schlong? :wink:

 

[BigDikkedGuy]

Hey congrats on coming here, sounds pretty awesome Im sure you will love oit

 

[Stephie]

I like it but there are a few assholes here and there but I have friends and that was my main reason for joining and Blocko wtf do you mean lol

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

She's definitely pinnochio but it's not the nose that grows when she lies.

 

[Blocko]

I like it but there are a few assholes here and there but I have friends and that was my main reason for joining and Blocko wtf do you mean lol

I mean that the artist left 13" of extra wood when he carved you from that tree :biggrin1:.