How bout this visual perspective?

[tumblrman]

 

[MickeyLee]

Ummm that's not even relative to how bodies work?

 

[Johnmichaelz]

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I would love to put my 7" in you. See if I could reach your navel from the inside!

 

[MickeyLee]

Alright, Chad The Impaler....the pic is not of the OP.

Anatomy. Y'all should brush up on it.

 

[Johnmichaelz]

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I would love to put my 7" in you. See if I could reach your navel from the inside!

Alright, Chad The Impaler....the pic is not of the OP.

Anatomy. Y'all should brush up on it.

Wow! Need a sense of humour much? ... mind I would still like to try, even though it might be impossible

 

[MickeyLee]

So, ya wanna, like, keg tap tumblrMan's belly button from the inside? If you ask him nicely he might say yes.

 

[Evenflow618]

This just proves 10 inches don’t exist

 

[TinyPrincess]

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What is your point - don't you believe in porn inches? Dredd and Brick being 13, 14, 15 inches...

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I would love to put my 7" in you. See if I could reach your navel from the inside!

Wow! Need a sense of humour much?

What's the joke, though?

Nothing you said was a joke. Or funny. It was just your dick talking. And that's fine... But uh... Why are you saying Mickey doesn't have a sense of humor (which is hilarious on its own, you obviously don't read enough of her content to know how wrong you are) when nothing you said was an actual joke meant to be laughed at?

And if it was meant as a joke, it just read reads as another dick thinking out loud because it got excited by some boobs or other bits.

 

[ronin001]

Nice measuring tape, I do not have one with green accents

Home Depo, here i come

 

[WilliamG]

Guess I was in engineering too long... Refresher course for the boys.

 

[FrankieGuile]

What's the joke, though?

Nothing you said was a joke. Or funny. It was just your dick talking. And that's fine... But uh... Why are you saying Mickey doesn't have a sense of humor (which is hilarious on its own, you obviously don't read enough of her content to know how wrong you are) when nothing you said was an actual joke meant to be laughed at?

And if it was meant as a joke, it just read reads as another dick thinking out loud because it got excited by some boobs or other bits.

It's how defensive dudes act when they're embarrassed.

 

[thisguy805]

Nice measuring tape, I do not have one with green accents

Home Depo, here i come

Sorry friend, they don't sell that brand at Home Depot. But don't worry, I got you https://www.amazon.com/Komelon-SL2830-30-Feet-1-Inch-Measure/dp/B004UMRCOG

Me personally, you can't go wrong with a Stanley FATMAX or Milwaukee Wide Blade.

 

[ronin001]

Sorry friend, they don't sell that brand at Home Depot. But don't worry, I got you https://www.amazon.com/Komelon-SL2830-30-Feet-1-Inch-Measure/dp/B004UMRCOG

Me personally, you can't go wrong with a Stanley FATMAX or Milwaukee Wide Blade.

Great minds think alike