How do you masturbate?

So when you masturbate- do you pump your warm cum onto your naked body? Or cum through your underwear? And afterwards- do you spread your cum all over yourself or clean it up? What do you like to do with your cum? I'm horny- just thinking about this!!!
I usually cum on my hand and take a shower after it. But sometimes when I'm asleep I just cum in my undies... but it's a mess since I usually cum a lot (because i just jerkoff 1 or 2 times a week and have sex like once a month) and in some occasions the sperm just passes the clothes and then I need to stand and clean everything, I hate when it happens. But generally I don't eat it, I tried sometimes but not really into it, prefer to make other guy eat it for me. And let me use these answer to make another question: What's the attraction on eating your own sperm? I only tried 2 or 3 times in my life but it tastes so bad. Once a guy cum in my mouth to and the taste was the same. That's why I'm asking it for everyone who enjoys. It's usual to taste bad? If it's, why do you like to eat it? Should I gave it another chance?
 
I'll try those fruits and cut coffee for some days and then I'll try it again and tell you the results! Thanks for the tips! Hope I can have some fun with it to!
 
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I lie down, stroking my cock rapidly with the thumb and two fingers of my right hand while rubbing my tight flat, walnut shell of a ballsac with two fingers of my left hand.
Sometimes my wife will watch while laughing and making disparaging remarks which makes the experience more intense
 
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I'm a big devotee of edging, I do it most mornings, always naked and usually as I catch up on watched forums on lpsg. I can edge for one hour or if I have the time, three or four. I very rarely have a full and complete orgasm, but usually ejaculate cum at least once during a session. Sometimes I enter a state of complete euphoria, where no matter how hard my stroking gets, I don't surpass the edge, and this is where I believe edging becomes gooning. If I'm gooning then I lose all track of time.

I've been experimenting lately with a stroking method called 'palming the glans' (see my album of cum shots). This has led to some very pleasant, multiple (but non orgasmic) ejaculations. The method involves sudden and intense stimulation of just the head, and if, like me, you are uncut, have the foreskin pulled back. There are different sensations from using lube, shower water, or just dry, and instead of your hand, try different textures like a hot, wet face cloth or shower sponge. No other stroking allowed, just the head. You may get an initial feeling of needing to pee, but this will usually pass.
 
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I don't cum with much force anymore, so sometimes it doesn't even make it off of my hand, and when it does, it dribbles into my pubes. I'll taste my pre cum, but I haven't tasted my own semen in years. I just rest for a minute and then clean up with Kleenex or paper towels.
 
So when you masturbate- do you pump your warm cum onto your naked body? Or cum through your underwear? And afterwards- do you spread your cum all over yourself or clean it up? What do you like to do with your cum? I'm horny- just thinking about this!!!
Body and I let it dry