How do you respond when guys comment on the size of your dick?

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

in the showers at the gym guys would see my dick andmost would look and look alot-few would say nice dick-- and the ones really curious would ask what it looks like hard--i would say ill show them mine if i could see theirs---and after that their were touching each others dicks jerking them off in the shower-- and then finish the shower and leave--and then couldnt wait to do it again the next time went there



i saw this one guys dick it was nice and wasnt to thick but he had the thickest mushroom head i had ever seen--it was hard to deepthroat and when got topped by him it felt like it was doing alot of suction instead of screwing--so he had to wear two condoms to get the head to be more narrower in order to do anything with it---whats the head of your guys dick like--

with me being a bottom alot of guys commented more on my ass when theyd figure out i was gay then ask if i give or received--then it was more talk about my ass than my dic---

 

[Uniballer]

I usually below off but…
One night my workout buddy and I were showering and I had to hurry to my gf house for a booty call. She had an early flight out and wanted sex before we ate and fucked hard before and long before we went to sleep.
My buddy knew I was going to be a bachelor for a while and we got a little graphic about what was about to happen and how I was going to be pussy free for a week.
I had both nuts back then and showed much more than I do today. I am also blind. I the shower if I had to meet my buddy he had to get me.
Someone said as we spoke of me being a bachelor for a week that he would suck my dick for me. I thought it was another friend so I said go for it here it is give it a try.
It was not who I thought it was. I have become more careful.
I am now married, neutered and only have 1 nut. Slightly smaller than I was but bigger than most, still too big for my wife. I am not nude in the locker room too often these days.

 

[Iwanthead]

I had a friend tell me he liked the show he just got. At first I played it offf. Then he said it again. I start looking around he said he was talking about my show. ( We were changing clothes in a parking lot). I then said thanks it is capable of showing more. At that exact moment another person walked up and we had to table conversation. I haven't seen him in months to continue our discussion on my show.

 

[sspen]

I bulge a lot in my pants, and guys will often stare, and sometimes comment. My go-to answer is to thank them and and say “I got good jeans”. When said aloud, its unclear if I mean jeans or genes; either would be appropriate, but it’s fun to leave them guessing.

 

[Indelicate]

Say see how it fits in your hand

Then you might get to see how a fist fits into your face, LOL!

 

[Stephenmass]

I just say thanks. Whatever the compliment may be.

 

[mattnatlanta]

Very rarely happens. But I usually say something like “yeah they come in all sizes and shapes, but a dick’s a dick.”

 

[ticano]

I have guys looking at my dick all the time in the shower I don't hide my erection I just let it be seen a few guys that I been seeing alot in the gym ask me why I don hide my erection I told them cause their no need to look around at all the naked guys in here no one is covering up one of the guys said that a nice big Dick i told him he could suck it if he want he said ok and sat down on a bench iwent to him and as I was enjoying it wend a guy came over his locker was right next to we're we was he looked and said carry on guys was walking past us but No one said a thing to us

 

[Zyz]

I’ve had a few comments in the locker room, and my standard response is, “It’s a shame it’s not bigger, but thanks.”

 

[Rippedspeedo]

One time I brazenly asked would you like a taste.He did..

 

[Hardybob]

I absolutely love receiving cock size compliments! They get me very excited and horny. I’m Turned on by any specific comments on my body!

 

[ericbear]

If they're younger, I usually say "Aw, it's just a little Daddy Dick. It happens when you get old."

 

[Anton565]

I change the wording to fit the situation but I smile, say thank you, and add something to the effect of being happy/thankful that I'm proportional to my height.

If I'm asked more directly about size, I say something along the lines of, "Well, if I pull on a speedo, I'm embarrassed about my abs."

This has the advantage of both being true and matching my experience. On every height and dick size site I've visited I've come out 80-85th %-ile. In a group of 10 guys, 3/4 of the time I'm the third tallest and third largest.

 

[mako shark]

Lots of double takes with my package, not too many comments.

 

[Rippedspeedo]

Drop my speedo and the looks start.

 

[Linkguy13]

I usually respond one of multiple was.
One I laugh and say thank you.
Two I say thank you, it one of the best things my dad gave me or the best thing I inherited from my dad.
Three I say don't make me whip it out and make you look stupid with my big dick slapping your face.

 

[Jon1971]

I'm not comfortable discussing it in person with strangers. I'll do whatever I can to end the conversation as quickly as possible and leave. A good friend though? No limits to conversation.