How often do y'all get morning wood?

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My dick is normally rock hard when I’m sleeping but I usually wake up in the morning with a semi. However, if I wake up in the middle of the night to piss I’m always rock hard and it stays like that until I start pissing. But it’s difficult to bend it down to the toilet because of my curve, so I have to lean over and stand a little to the side to get the flow going and not make a mess. As soon as I start pissing it starts getting softer. When I’m finished it’s still big like when it’s hard but it’s much softer. If I go back to bed and lay on my stomach it’ll get rock hard again. Big boy even wakes me up sometimes because it feels like I’m laying on top of something like the TV remote
I have had the same problem you have had where my penis is "rock hard" while pissing. Sometimes the urine stream is very small or only comes out in small droplets while the shaft stays extremely stiff and feel somewhat painful.
 
More often than not, especially if I’m waking up naturally without an alarm.

I’m still young but not in great shape…. Curious to see how it improves as I get my weight back down.
 
Every single day. I'm a belly sleeper, so it actually wakes me up in the middle of the night due to it being uncomfortable. I'm 44.
 
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I wake up fully hard most of the time, and semi-hard most of the rest of the time. Perhaps 1 in 10 mornings I wake up flaccid - often when I set an alarm instead of waking naturally.

If I haven't jerked off during the day, I also almost always get hard while falling asleep.
 
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Used to be every single day. But for the last year or more, only very rarely. I blame my insomnia and potential PSSD, though recently it's been getting a little bit more frequent, only not as hard and lasting as it used to be. And weirdly, it's not the first boner of the morning. It's like, I wake up super early, no boner. Go back to sleep, wake up later, there's a boner. Still, I'll take that over no boner. I've been off my meds for 5 months now, so I really hope this means there's some sort of improvement.
 
61 year old guy here but to call it wood understates the strength of my morning erections... more like morning steel! Happens 364 out of 365 days a year.
 
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It's been my morning alarm clock since i was in school. I too sleep on my stomach ,making it difficult to stay asleep and ignore, it just needs some morning attention i guess!
 
Every day? Every two days? Once per week? What's considered "normal"?
I wake up raging hard every single morning. My sex drive is insane though and I get hard all the time during the day as well lol.

We are all different so there's no such thing as normal.
 
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still in my 40's, for me, it's most mornings i have to wait to go pee. I have issues with Sleep-related painful erection (SRPE) . Where basically the body is too relaxed and the penis fills with blood for most of the night. this is the main reason i believe i retain such a large flaccid state.
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Didn't know SRPE was a thing. In my younger days I would get so hard during the night it hurt and thought it was because it grew so much. Unfortunately I never retained a large flaccid state!
 
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I used to wake up every day with morning wood as a teenager and young adult, now it doesn't happen very often.
Of course I was way hornier at 18 than I am now, but I also had less time and fewer opportunities to release compared to today. In my late teens and early 20s, work and University took most of my time, and living with my parents I couldn't jerk off anytime I was at home.
Nowadays, living in my own place and with more free time, I usually jerk off at least once a day. I guess it takes the edge off so morning wood became way less frequent. Every now and then it happens though, and it's always a nice surprise when my lil buddy wakes up before I do 😊
Despite not waking up with a hardon, I notice I get hard very easily in the morning, even after peeing. The slightest touch or even a thought gets my cock hard super quick, and it's always a very powerful erection, hard as a rock. Sometimes I get so horny I have to let a load out before I start the day, and despite being a quick wank session, my load is always very thick, sticky, and abundant in the morning.