How Strange Is It?

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thingsteal: 1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

Anybody had the same experiences? Or at least some of them?

 

[Pecker]

6. I've never gone anywhere.

7. I've never done anything.

8. I've never had any fun.

thingsteal, you sound perfectly normal to me and you don't sound in the least like a Casper Milquetoast.

Most guys go through their lives missing out on 'fun,' so to speak, yet end up with a sane, prosperous existence just like their acquaintances.

It takes all kinds of experiences to make a man who he is. It stands to reason that the lack of certain experiences also make the man. Don't regret not having had the pleasure of certain biological functions, adolescent curiosity, urinal display, erectile dysfunction or being caught doing something embarrassing.

You'll probably have far fewer wrinkles and sagging in your future. Enjoy it.

Since you asked, here's what I can recall in my life:

1. Once I started wet dreams they occured 2 or 3 times a month for years. Now I have maybe one a year although the frequent erotic dreams still entertain me.

2. Having grown up in a family of 'gifted' men and boys among whom casual nudity is the rule I don't remember the first time I saw another guy's 'personality.'

3. I've noticed guys checking me out at the urinal because I'm often checking them out. Curiosity is the bane of man, straight or gay.

4. Only when I was taking certain meds (which were quickly replaced) did I ever have a problem getting my soldier to stand at attention.

5. As a kid I was 'accidentally observed' jacking off a couple of times. I don't call it being 'caught' because it didn't get me into trouble: it is a natural act, after all.

Pecker

 

[mindseye]

Originally posted by thingsteal@May 17 2004, 10:36 PM
1. I've never had a wet dream.

I'm 37, and I still have them a few times a year.

2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."

Once, but that was to compare piercings, not size.

5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

Yeah, my mom caught me once, and was very cool about it.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by thingsteal@May 18 2004, 02:36 AM
1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

The only one of those statements that applies to me is #4! But after talking to many guys here and elsewhere, none of those observations seems to be uncommon at all. You're a normal guy to the extent that any of us is 'normal'. And be thankful that #4 applies.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Thingsteal, I'm in the same boat as you, except I have wet dreamed. It's normal, we're not all dicks on legs! :lol:

 

[jonb]

Yeah, there are so many shades of normal that almost anything goes, honestly.

Number 4 applies to me, and that's all.

 

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Javierdude22: LOL

Funny thread peeps..

I know what you mean thingsteal...

I have also never had a wet dream...dammit...whats that about?..I do have an erotic dream every now and then, especially if it had beena while that I spanked my monkey or had sex (unfortunately in that order).

I have also never whipped it out in front of friends. I have imagined how that would be and think it would invoke facial expressions you usually see on people who watched Hellraiser or any of the Britney Spears videos.

Number three does apply and strangely coincides with the two times Ive visited a Gay joint...weird huh!? :blink:

4 does apply and 5 thank God not. Lets keep it that way...

 

[ericbear]

1. I had wet dreams starting when I was about 12 or 13. They were frequent for a year, than tapered off. I was not more than 16 when I has the last one. I clearly remember my first one, which was about a guy (Jeff Robertson). However, I didn't formally come to the complete understanding that I was gay until many years later.

2. I have never been in a group of guys where they all whipped it out. However, more than once I have had a friend pull mine out, and show it to everybody else. I don't know if that counts. I'd often see my ex in a group where everybody pulled it out, but that was to compare jewelry, not cocks.

3. At the urinal, I have had people look at my dick often, in a variety of places. In unambiguously gay settings, I've had them offer to hold it, or do so without asking, and a couple of times just bend over and start drinking my piss right from the hose.

4. As I've aged, I've gone through a number of periods with problems getting the degree of firmess of erection I wanted. These usually coincided with highly stressful periods.

5. Once my mother caught me masturbating. I think she was more embarassed than I was.

 

[Mr._dB]

Originally posted by thingsteal@May 18 2004, 02:36 AM
1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

Same here.

Well, my mom walked in on me once when I was goin' at it before school.

 

[dancinfool]

about the wet dreams-

ive never had one in my whole life. i have read on several sites (mainly www.jackinworld.com) that frequent masturbaters rarely have them. i started to masturbate several years before i ever had an ejaculation, so i think that my habits prevented me from having one. :blink:

 

[Zot57]

Originally posted by dancinfool@May 19 2004, 12:42 PM
about the wet dreams-

ive never had one in my whole life. i have read on several sites (mainly www.jackinworld.com) that frequent masturbaters rarely have them. i started to masturbate several years before i ever had an ejaculation, so i think that my habits prevented me from having one. :blink:

I've only had a few ... they started when I was around 13 or so, and when
I discovered masturbation they stopped immediately.

-- Erik

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Yeahm I only get wet dreams when I haven't "released the seeds" for a long time!

 

[contortionist]

I used to love showing mine off in front of others. At school I would 'accidently' get caught masturbating just to let guys have a look at it. I was once caught being j/o by a friends sister. She stood and watched and was my first girlfriend. Wet dreams are just plain messy. I used to be part of a group of 5 or 6 guys who enjoyed being measured and j/o while others watched. As for not getting it up, I was once so drunk I apparently had sex without remembering any of it the next morning. So, no brewers droop.

 

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wvalady1968:

Originally posted by thingsteal@May 18 2004, 02:36 AM
1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

Anybody had the same experiences? Or at least some of them?

I've had the feminine version of #1 during sexless periods.
Missed out on #2 and #3; dammit. But life isn't over.
Never had to worry about #4.
#5 hasn't happened.......... yet


Allie

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by dancinfool@May 19 2004, 02:42 PM
about the wet dreams-

ive never had one in my whole life. i have read on several sites (mainly www.jackinworld.com) that frequent masturbaters rarely have them. i started to masturbate several years before i ever had an ejaculation, so i think that my habits prevented me from having one. :blink:

From 11 til I got married I jacked atleast 3 times a day and still had wet dreams. I don't jack as often now but still have wet dreams 3-4 times a week and yes they are messy!

 

[B_Black11]

I have had wetdreams before

I have never 'whipped it out' in front of friends - though I do have a gym buddy who has seen me naked.

I have been checked out at a urinal before (I prefer stalls)

My problem is keeping it down not getting it up

I have never been caught jacking off or whatever.



-_-

 

[jonb]

Well, most of the time, it isn't simply "whipping it out". Lots of my male friends have seen me naked in changing rooms and the like, though. I guess I was more adventurous in my early teens.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Originally posted by thingsteal@May 17 2004, 10:36 PM
1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

1. I don't recall having one either; if I did, it was probably in my early, early teens. Of course, once I started masturbating around age 13, it's been nearly a daily ritual ever since.

2. Yeah, I've whipped it out in front of both my male and female friends before. Alcohol helped loosen the inhibitions, though. I'm not ashamed of what I've got (for good reasons, obviously) and I'm not uncomfortable talking about sex around people. It was one of those "show me yours and I'll show you mine" opportunities, and pretty soon, quite a few people revealed their goods.

3. I haven't noticed too many guys peeking at me over the urinal, but that's probably because my eyes are usually forward to the wall while I piss. Only time I knew for sure was when I took a piss at a bar, and the guy next to me asked if I had a cigarette. I told him I didn't smoke, but we exchanged some words, and I'm sure his glance might have averted down.

4. Yeah, same here.

5. My mom caught me when I was a kid. I was jerking under the covers, and in Greek, she told me to stop doing that.

 

[Dominik20]

1. I've never had a wet dream.
2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
4. I've always been able to get it up.
5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.

Hey, You must have had a boring life and you missed some exiting moments.

 

[13788]

buckk86: Im there with you steal.

Although I had a wet dream or two in my lifetime.