How Strange Is It?

1. Havent had a wet dream since i was in 8th grade.
2. I've been with ONE friend at a time and whipped it out, but not a group.
3. I'm always checked out at urinals.
4. I've always been able to get it up....so far so good.
5. My mom walked in on me choking the chicken. YIPES
 
HornyVeteranSJ: 1. Never ever had a wet dream...but I've tried not j/o for 2 weeks with no avail. Blue balls kicked in an I let out an unbelievable load. That reminds me of a time me and a buddy had two girls over in my garage. After I came on her stomach, she called her sister and my buddy in to see it. Guess it was impressive.

2.Never been in a group of friends to comapre. But had several one on one measuring and j/o together. Most around the age of 11/12, but had a roomate in AZ that we used to j/o together watching porn. I was 24 he was 28 and straight. Tried everything but he didn't break. He did do something I thought I'd never do...we went swimming up at Lake Pleasant north of Phoenix. He took his shorts off in the water and I followed suit. It was awesome, broad daylight with jet skiers and boaters on the other side of the lake. Skinny dipping is awesome!!! Couldn't ever do that here in Jersey.

3. Never noticed if I was being checked out at urinals, I try my best to see the show of others myself.

4.Been able to get it up for the most part, anti-depressants kinda kills libido though.

5. Never been caught jacking off thank God.
 
maverackstud8: I'm sure sure exactly a wet dream is? :D

I have dreams of me,walking naked with a freakishly huge boner on a street corner or my dick keeps on getting bigger/Or woman is playing my dick somewhere-stuff that,but I never had full out right bang her dead eyed and stupid porno sex in a dream.
Usually,the dream is weird or somerhing.
 
Well, a wet dream is simply defined as ejaculating in your sleep.

I don't think anyone dreams of sex like in the porno movies; for one thing, your camera angle is first-person.
 
DC38: Hello Everyone, I am new to this site, really enjoying reading all of these chat room comments. Here are my answers to the questions posted;


I did have only ONE wet dream when I was about 12. I remember having this dream and then a feeling of being shocked. I sat up in bed, a bit confused and felt wet around my cock and balls. Never happened again, I think it's because I masturbated too much.

I was with my brothers and a few of their buddies water skiing and drinking beer, having some summer fun. Like typical men, the friendly insults were hurled back and forth about cock size until one guy in the group dropped his shorts, layed his cock out on the table only to have the other guys including my brothers doing the same thing. I'm gay, these guys are strait, I was pleasantly surprised and more than willing to observe the game.

I have been at urinals and had guys begin to masturbate, of course I looked. Just recently I went to see a play, during intermission I went to the mens room where a long line was already formed, when I got inside the bathroom there were about 10 urinals in a row with no dividers. Normally, men will give eachother a little room for privacy, in this case we didn't have that luxury, while i was standing there taking a piss, I could easily check out the guys on either side of me.

Once I get my cock hard, it stays hard even after I cum. I have had a few instances where I couldn't get it up, mostly because I really was not that interested sexually in my partner (like a one night stand) or I was just exhausted.

I have been caught masturbating, I was about 17 and my Dad would always wake me in the morning before he left for work. I remember him coming into my room, told me to get up and then he left. I assumed he was gone. I woke up with my usual morning hardon, kicked the blankets off and started to stroke. I was getting into it, could feel a good cum load building up when my bedroom door opens and there is my Dad seeing me naked, full hard on just a few strokes from cuming. I was surprised and embarrassed but what could I do? It seemed like time stood still for a very long time. My Dad was cool, all he said was, "If you keep doing that you are going to be late for school". He turned around and left, it was never mentioned. I thought he handled it quite well.
 
Originally posted by DC38@Jul 2 2004, 01:14 PM
My Dad was cool, all he said was, "If you keep doing that you are going to be late for school". He turned around and left, it was never mentioned. I thought he handled it quite well.
DC38: As a dad who has raised two boys myself, I would say you are less than generous in saying that your father handled that potentially awkward moment 'rather' well ... I would say he handled it very well indeed.
 
1. I've never had a wet dream.
-Same here...it's one of those things I've yet to experience.

2. I've never been amongst a group of guy friends and we've all "whipped it out."
-I've done this several times. New Orleans comes to mind as the place this seems to happen most...but not the only place.

3. Nobody has ever looked over to check out my dick when I'm at a urinal.
-I've had this happen maybe 3-4 times. Once, while at a urinal (which was VERY close to the next one), the guy to my side started playing with his dick very discreetly. This, in turn, gave me a chubber and I started to stroke a little too. Since this was all done while other guys stood in line just a few feet away, I stopped and zipped up.

4. I've always been able to get it up.
-For the most part...yes.

5. I've never been 'caught' jacking off.
-No, don't think I have either.
 
1 - My first wet dream was in my early 20s. Haven't ahd one since, but I have erotic dreams all the time.

2 - Never been in a group of *friends* where we've all just whipped it out. However, in a group of strangers is another thing.

3 - Being checked out at urinals is something that I encourage whenever possible :p I think it's particularly fun whenever straight guys stare.

4 - Yeah, for the most part never had probs, however alcohol (even a couple beers, unfortunately) or stress can inhibit my performance.

5 - Nope, never caught jacking off. It was always intentional ;)