How to insult a woman

[918177]

One asked in a PM, without any introduction....."What u wearing?
To which I replied "Duct tape and broken bottles. U?"

I'm big on the snazzy replies.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I love you, Seadaisy!

+1

 

[Daisy]

I love you, Seadaisy!

It is mutual

 

[Daisy]

But like gaaawd, your a chick on a penis site. You must want it!! You want this random dick I know it. Let me sit here and jerk off on your photo. Good times!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

But like gaaawd, your a chick on a penis site. You must want it!! You want this random dick I know it. Let me sit here and jerk off on your photo. Good times!

Yeah, because it's not like we were looking for ways to make a new situation with, oh, a partner, simpler.

 

[ArtAppreciation]

First off: AWESOMELY EPIC THREAD!!!! Well played La Femme!

I'll have to think a bit more on a good reply. I tend to not feed into trolls but I also don't like it when I see women on message boards get genuinely upset by adolescent trolling; they waste sooo much time in pointless contention.

 

[sanaxx]

i was told that when i asked guys to be creative when messaging me that it made it too difficult. :/ really? too difficult. smh.

 

[Austingal]

There's no way on god's green earth I'm going to tell you how. And if you hit the target I won't let you know either. And the fact is that most of the insults I get only serve to show what pond life I've had the misfortune to get mixed up with. Most of the insulting people are barely intelligent enough to even make a dent.