I wank at work all the time. Sometimes go on Skype from the cubicles or office and show guys my how horny I am. I haven’t had sex at my work but I did meet a guy at his. He was left alone one day in the office and asked me over. I went in he led me to his office. He was wearing a shirt and tie and smart trousers. I immediately got on my knees and unzipped his suit trousers, pulled down his black boxers and was sucking his dick within seconds. Met him a couple more times after that where he fucked me on his boss and colleague’s desks. He was a big risk taker since he had me wank and cum in a corridor when anyone could’ve come back to the office and caught us standing there naked and hard. Always gets me hard just thinking about how risky it was and I think that’s why I take so many more risks these days since it’s so horny.
I jacked off at work or in a public place
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I bet you get to see a lot of stuff in your line of work.
i had a job as a technician for a cable provider years ago, it was short lived (just a few months) but the costumers were so horny and so forward it was a lot of fun
sucky part is most of it was the horny old housewives and im gay, so it would get really awkward sometimes, i would even pretend to be extra flamboyant just so they would get the hint and stop their handsy advances.
I look at porn on my phone at work all the time and am continually edging myself all day. I can close my door and unzip so I can stroke through my underwear or pull my dick completely out. On many occasions I have passed the PONR unexpectedly and blasted right into my pants or I have pulled myself out at the last possible second and squirted all over my desk, the wall, or the carpet under my desk. The risk of being profoundly embarrassed or even getting fired if caught is very high, and I don’t get a heightened thrill from jacking in that situation. It’s just that I am hypersexual and need to stimulate or release pretty much all the time and I don’t feel like spending hours in the john pulling my hard wiener.
If I jizz in my pants, I have to clean up really quick to minimize soak through. I’m 58 now so I am not blowing buckets anymore but there is still a lot of it. I usually just mop things up with paper towels and breathe in the musky scent of cum from my crotch for a while. If I’ve got dark pants on it doesn’t show.
A couple of weeks ago I started to cum pulled out my wiener and it was pointing up when I started to go off. I shot cum in about five blasts all over a binder of documents I was preparing for a lawyer. It hit the side of the binder and soaked all into the paper. I felt really bad but I gave her the binder anyways. It just looked link someone had spilled a drink. Other times I’ve squirted under my desk and I had to get down on the floor and mop up the semen with paper towels because, you know, I’m a decent kind of guy.
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Busted before walking in yesterday
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I do that too, man. I’ll be sitting in my car in the parking deck reading stuff here and decide I absolutely have to shoot off before going in. It’s hard to keep all that man goo off your pants when sitting clothed in the driver’s seat! There is so much cum dried into my carpet.
I did it in work a few times. The first few times was in the bathroom. The second time was right at the top of the stairs to my work area and in the same work area where the customers were.
I just got absolutely naked and bashed it out.
I just got absolutely naked and bashed it out.
WARNING: It works the other way, too; too little masturbation can cause atrophy of the penis. They said jacking off could ruin your health and impair your athletic ability, so, being a total jock, I cut off masturbating almost entirely. Even through my days in the Navy. Long, long stretches of nocturnal emissions. Result? My arms are symmetric, I'm very very healthy, played football in college. . . but hung like a chipmunk. No one told me about the atrophy stuff! Never made the pros, either, and my wife and tonsa chicks really really wish I'd jacked off a lot more.
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I'm not, either. Probably a little of both. I did go through periods where I abstained from
But it's kinda fun to use as an excuse for being hung like a chipmunk. And it really beats exposure to PVC plastics as an excuse. That never gets a laugh.
If the opposite is true then my dick should be at least 15 inches long by now. lmao.I'm not, either. Probably a little of both. I did go through periods where I abstained froming. And I've heard that that may stunt growth of the penis, but don't know if that's true or not. Hey, I haven't grown hair on my palms, so who knows?![:wank:]( ":wank:")
But it's kinda fun to use as an excuse for being hung like a chipmunk. And it really beats exposure to PVC plastics as an excuse. That never gets a laugh.
Pretty sure my record is around that number
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Masturbating at work...no. It would be a disaster from a reputational perspective if I ever got caught.
However, at my first job out of college I would have sex on random Saturday's with a woman who was a director. She had a key to a vacant office on the top floor of the building. We would go in, lock the door and would have great sex. I learned alot about sex from her. Because she was skilled at performing intercourse, almost as good as my current partner. Unfortunately, she moved to Arizona for another job.
I just jerked off in my office for the first time this week. I locked my office door, unzipped and got to business. And I was actually watching vids Freon this site when I got the urge!
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