@Yann is only longer and thicker than me@Permabulger 's dick is thinner than mine and he it is a pencil dick. It's smaller so I'll call it whatever I want. You on the other hand have a mechanical pencil dick. It could as well be used as a toothpick, no one is going to want that little thing in their mouth though.
Ouch.@Marco86 are you keeping this thread alive in the hopes of finally getting a compliment instead of humiliation?
If only the penis could be made bigger with working out im sure you would be in the top 5%. Unfortunately you are stuck with a cock that when compared to most on this site looks like a person who has never lifted a weight in his life standing next to body builders