This week a girlfriend asked me if I ever jerked off. Well duh, I am a guy. So I said, "Yeah," hoping the conversation would die.
Next question: "How often."
"I dunno.....why is this important?"
"I'm curious."
Question: "More than once a week?"
"Yeah."
Question: "Two or three times a week?"
"Yeah, could we talk about something else?"
"Quit being evasive. Everyday?"
"Yeah."
"More than once a day?"
"Yeah, why are you asking these questions?"
"You are kidding! That is obscene with as many women as you are seeing. Is something wrong with you? [Yep, horny and young.] What does jerking off do for you that a woman can't?"
"Well, a woman is not always available when da monkey needs a spanking. Can't we end this? I am really uncomfortable being questioned about my jerking off?"
"I just don't understand the why!"
"Look when I am with a woman her fantasy is mine and I have got to make sure her needs are satisfied....probably first. When i jerk off, my needs and fantasies are the only ones I have to worry about. It is a different kind of sensuality. And yes, it can be as satisfying[on occasion]."
So my question is: How do you explain jerking off is just another part of the sexual life of males? Apparently, it is not in women. AND I would really appreciate some insight from the ladies.
Thanks,
jay
Next question: "How often."
"I dunno.....why is this important?"
"I'm curious."
Question: "More than once a week?"
"Yeah."
Question: "Two or three times a week?"
"Yeah, could we talk about something else?"
"Quit being evasive. Everyday?"
"Yeah."
"More than once a day?"
"Yeah, why are you asking these questions?"
"You are kidding! That is obscene with as many women as you are seeing. Is something wrong with you? [Yep, horny and young.] What does jerking off do for you that a woman can't?"
"Well, a woman is not always available when da monkey needs a spanking. Can't we end this? I am really uncomfortable being questioned about my jerking off?"
"I just don't understand the why!"
"Look when I am with a woman her fantasy is mine and I have got to make sure her needs are satisfied....probably first. When i jerk off, my needs and fantasies are the only ones I have to worry about. It is a different kind of sensuality. And yes, it can be as satisfying[on occasion]."
So my question is: How do you explain jerking off is just another part of the sexual life of males? Apparently, it is not in women. AND I would really appreciate some insight from the ladies.
Thanks,
jay