Is this suitable beach wear????

[D_toadlevel]

Any better???

 

[flame boy]

Any better???

I can't help but laugh dude, these are the furthest thing from hot EVER!

I just flickered on what this reminds me of.

 

[Tanvir]

You can bitch about how conservative the world is all you like, none of these swimsuits are appropriate for the beach. Anyone with young children or nephews would not want them to see people dressed like this, and most of you know it-even if you won't admit it. Be proud of who you are [that's fine], but the world is not your pride parade, so keep your thongs and banana-sacks in the bedroom please.

And please do not complain that you're being forced in the closet, a victim of society. You don't see lesbians exhibiting themselves to innocent children on a public beach-only men are so selfish and narcissistic to wear this shit.

There's a reason Republicans win elections.

 

[saintedelephant]

Wow, no way in hell I could wear those where there could be children around.

 

[Tanvir]

Wow, no way in hell I could wear those where there could be children around.

A spark of sanity in the darkness! Thank God!

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Sit next to this and maybe no one will notice. :wink:

 

[dickerydoc]

LORD have mercy on my eyes...

as so far as the suit, why bother... just go nude... ; )

 

[HotBulge]

Any better???

These are hot, but the same opinions that people have expressed probably still apply.

Basically, be true to yourself and wear the skimpy outfits if you are an adults-only beach or a relatively secluded spot. If you are in a family-oriented area, then some modesty is in order.

 

[dolfette]

Any better???

it just looks like a small dicked man is stuffing his pants with socks to try to get chicks to notice his peepee.

 

[D_Wilburforce Throttlebottom]

ROFLMAO,,,,Dude,,,the problem would'nt be you in them,,,well ok you would look stupid,,,but its always the over weight balding guys with hair on their back that wear those,,,I mean come on, why would anyone with any respect (no matter how good you think you look in them, you don't, trust me) wear anything like that? Just go down to the mall & get some beach shorts dude, lol

 

[rlit195908]

A flat speedo would be better not the 3d affect

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

you asked for honesty - one thing about this group - you get what you ask for - looks good but not on a family beach.

 

[pronatalist]

it just looks like a small dicked man is stuffing his pants with socks to try to get chicks to notice his peepee.

My objection to the picture examples, is not having a big penis with a big bulge, nor perhaps a little peeking pubic hair, but that those swimsuits are too skimpy, and too much aimed at showing off the penis. Natural penis bulges can be perhaps somewhat cool, or at least natural, but "showing off" is not cool. Like some may say, it's better to leave something to the imagination, although a big penis may not leave so much to the imagination.

I seem to recall some reasonably liberal definition of "obscenity," as generally requiring 3 components. Lacking serious literary merit, seeking to arouse pruient interests, and violating community standards. A book about anatomy or the human body, might have literary merit. Not all examples of nudity seek to around pruient interests, say like some mother's magazine with a photo of a mother breastfeeding her baby. But community standards is the one I wish to point out. If most other guys wear swimtrunks or speedos, then why be the "sore thumb" trying to "show off" wearing some "dental floss" suit? Even speedos often don't have such an obvious penis "pouch." The idea shouldn't be how little can a person get by with wearing, but more like that in some places or countries, community standards may say it's not necessary to be wearing "a lot of clothes" to go swimming or to be at the beach.

Another objection I would add, is that even for those who might not mind seeing a big penis bulge in a speedo, "pushing the envelope" and not recognizing what is acceptable and what isn't, ruins it for everybody. Some people will obviously take offense, and then move for "fair" discrimination of the offense, and just ban speedos for everybody. Back we go to the women wearing long dresses, and guys having to wear pants, to go swimming. That isn't what you want, is it?

 

[pronatalist]

It depends on the country and the beach. In the USA I wouyld say 'no' in most cases as American males are mainly raised to be ashamed of the fact they have a cock and it's used for fucking--just count the number of guyz in the lockeroom who put on their underwear with the towel still wrapped around them. I wear a pouched speedo myself and sometimes that's pushing it--even with my build

Well that's a practical reason why I think it perhaps proper for guys with big penises, to sometimes have a visible penis bulge or visible penis line. Like we are going to notice much anything we don't already know? Yeah, most every guy has a penis, that's supposed to be used for fucking and bringing more babies into the world. More people would be glad to live, so such "facts of life" should be acceptable.

But that doesn't mean that many people want to see some guy "parading" it around in public, areas where mixed sex and children may be, "showing off" in some penis-emphasizing pouch. I don't expect every penis bulge to be hidden, as a woman's breasts are usually too big naturally, to reasonably be hidden. I don't care so much which way a guy's penis points, nor that it's "just a bit too big," but more about the factor so easily controlled. Having a more decent, or commonly expected level of coverage.

 

[nubian]

I bought this for the summer... just wondered if you though these would be suitable for a normal public beach?? What do you think of them? They do keep everything covered... If you like them or don't like them tell me why

You look great in them. You've been blessed with an amazing body and a nice cock you are desevedly proud of. But that doesnt belong on a beach that isnt clothing optional. too much dick going on for the general population.

 

[sandie305]

hehehehe!

 

[Chicago_Swimmer]

I bought this for the summer... just wondered if you though these would be suitable for a normal public beach?? What do you think of them? They do keep everything covered... If you like them or don't like them tell me why

At a gay beach only.

 

[chuckman2]

I think the question is...would you want any of your relatives to see you in that thing???

 

[bublbutt4u2000]

I have quite a few bathing suits like that. I agree with the general concensus... Use some social tact and class when choosing what to wear depending on the beach or pool you are going to.
95% of the beaches here in so calif... that would be inappropriate. The beaches its acceptable at... those types of bathing suits are considered "modest".

 

[hp6969]

Come on Dude!!!
You know you would never be caught dead at any kind of beach with that getup. Those are for your grand entrance at the baths or a cage at the boy bar.