Jacob Collier

*gently traces V-line with index finger 'cause I'm a whore*
"But Jacob, what about your 'after-dark instrument?' Can you show us how well you play that?"
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Or maybe just lower the zebra gum pants
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for a lovely undies bulge?
 
*gently traces V-line with index finger 'cause I'm a whore*
"But Jacob, what about your 'after-dark instrument?' Can you show us how well you play that?"
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Or maybe just lower the zebra gum pants
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for a lovely undies bulge?

Lmao, laughing at this! :D

But I really do think he's got a nice big D. It's always the skinny twinky looking ones that surprise you the most with an absolute nuke of a dick
 
is there anything interesting in it?

If you’re referring to shirtlessness, then the answer is sadly no! It’s mostly his mom and a bunch of famous musicians talking about what a genius he is. He really is cute, though.
 
Omg!! Anybody ever stumble across this!? Jacob Collier Wank Story
Could be true or not, idk, but there are other text screenshots.
(The poster guessed his age as 17 but according to the date of her text he was actually 23.)

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Omg!! Anybody ever stumble across this!? Jacob Collier Wank Story
Could be true or not, idk, but there are other text screenshots.
(The poster guessed his age as 17 but according to the date of her text he was actually 23.)

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Wow. I 100% believe this woman, and in a post-Cosby world, I’m completely sickened by all the Reddit comments saying he’s just too talented and too polite to be a sexual deviant.

That being said, if I personally caught Jacob Collier wanking on a 10-hour flight, I would interpret that as an invitation rather than a sex crime, and introduce myself.