I’m sorry but he looks handsome for me

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He looks like a nasty otter you’d run into on a walking trail. He’d do you bareback no questions asked and beg to swallow.

Disclaimer: The depiction above is for fantasy purposes only. I do not have any unique experiences with having sex on walking trails in the woods. 💀
 
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If a famous Milf/cougar starts dating Jacob…who would it be?
Demi and him would be cute, ngl.

I WANNA say Jennifer Lopez, solely because I'm obsessed with her, but she's already being fed to the wolves, so I didn't need the White Boy of the Month brigade joining in. Of the other Latina women I worship - Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, and Eva Longoria - only Sofia is single, so they could be cute.

Oh, wild card choice: what about Vanessa Williams?!!!
 
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Demi and him would be cute, ngl.

I WANNA say Jennifer Lopez, solely because I'm obsessed with her, but she's already being fed to the wolves, so I didn't need the White Boy of the Month brigade joining in. Of the other Latina women I worship - Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, and Eva Longoria - only Sofia is single, so they could be cute.

Oh, wild card choice: what about Vanessa Williams?!!!
Nice list!

I think Halle berry may be married but they would be hot.