Speaking of blurred eyes, i convinced myself out of curiosity to visit photoshop and combine our daddy
Hajime's face. It was pain in the ass to find screenshot of him with matching angle and a bit of nose slipping out of the blur (and his eyes are closed almost at every bit of the video), though i believe he got more pain in the ass in that video lol. Anyway this is as far as i can get. I definitely prefer him with short hair
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So it's either one of three:
1. The ninja is after you
2. You have terrible luck, or
3. You're actually the ninja blending in this crowd
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