Joey Birlem

[billymully]

His last one says boxers way to far down you been waiting for this. So exciting.. I bet his whole belly button is exposed.

 

[Lover man]

He should drop the towel

 

[paleotter]

No sign of that giant bulge that mysteriously only appears when he wears white calvins. It's almost and I mean almost as if it isn't real. Shocking

My first thought as well maybe one of his other con artists friends were using it for their exclusive content

 

[DesignReservations]

He def has a clean hairless ass

 

[Pinhead Larry]

He def has a clean hairless ass

I mean if he shaves it lol

 

[fzcbb4]

How much for one night

 

[billymully]

for a second there as i scrolled down I thought.. for a moment.. just a moment that he had finally gotten ready to make money... I started to reach for my bank card and onlyfans login... and then... the journey ended all too soon.

 

[Breakers]

for a second there as i scrolled down I thought.. for a moment.. just a moment that he had finally gotten ready to make money... I started to reach for my bank card and onlyfans login... and then... the journey ended all too soon.

Same. I was about to resub then disappointment struck.

 

[Dazza123]

The hottest thing is those few little hairs growing on his nipples and that wispy little trail. Yum.

 

[lifeisgood_]

He could literally make a full time income just off of his feet if he wanted to, but he seems so insecure about his feet. Such a shame.

 

[Unluckyone]

Idk why people keep buying his content with vague ass captions just to end up disappointed...

If I was Joey, I would be selling better NSFW content right now whilst making as much money as I could because let's be real...he isn't classically attractive or masculine looking IMO. I doubt he'll have the admiration he has now when he's in his mid to late 20s. Someone on here said that they could see him looking like Mr Bean when he's older and I can kinda see it.

He doesn't even have a shitty music career to fall back on like other "influencers"... so my guess is, if he keeps scamming people, they'll eventually end up bored and he'll end up an Uber Eats driver by the time he's 29.

 

[Breakers]

Idk why people keep buying his content with vague ass captions just to end up disappointed...

If I was Joey, I would be selling better NSFW content right now whilst making as much money as I could because let's be real...he isn't classically attractive or masculine looking IMO. I doubt he'll have the admiration he has now when he's in his mid to late 20s. Someone on here said that they could see him looking like Mr Bean when he's older and I can kinda see it.

He doesn't even have a shitty music career to fall back on like other "influencers"... so my guess is, if he keeps scamming people, they'll eventually end up bored and he'll end up an Uber Eats driver by the time he's 29.

I completely agree with this comment. I think he has peaked and his looks are fading and the scam has castrated his greatest income potential from the fandom. Sure there are a few people out there who will keep buying bs insta level content but the vast majority have realized by now that he can’t be trusted to provide the content he keeps suggesting he has. Hey there’s nothing wrong with being an Uber eats driver lol but we are talking like next to zero comparable effort to make a million dollars more; this shits a no brainer.

 

[paleotter]

The hottest thing is those few little hairs growing on his nipples and that wispy little trail. Yum.

First thing I thought was him needing to shave those off he suits a completely hairless chest.

I completely agree with this comment. I think he has peaked and his looks are fading and the scam has castrated his greatest income potential from the fandom. Sure there are a few people out there who will keep buying bs insta level content but the vast majority have realized by now that he can’t be trusted to provide the content he keeps suggesting he has. Hey there’s nothing wrong with being an Uber eats driver lol but we are talking like next to zero comparable effort to make a million dollars more; this shits a no brainer.

while I don’t thing he’ll ever be Mr. Bean or actually resort to Uber Eats because, let’s face it, he comes from a wealthy family with plenty of proof that he’ll never have to work a menial job in his life - I do think he’ll lose the bulk of his audience very quickly.
People have an insanely short attention span with social media, and when you factor in money with dime a dozen pretty boys, you’re going to be moved on from rapidly.

Unfortunately, Joey and his ilk live in a land of delusion and massive embarrassment from their posturing peers who deride them for their racy posts and predominant audience, so they end up buckling at the stage Joey is now. See: Austin Mahone for reference.

I’ll buy a lifetime membership to LPSG for anyone that dares challenge my opinion that Joey will never, ever resort to full frontal before 40.

 

[DaNniee17]

Was

The hottest thing is those few little hairs growing on his nipples and that wispy little trail. Yum.

I agree. He does have nice nipples and pretty happy trail. Mmm!
But, I agree with comments I have literally been reading regarding Joey and not going fully explicit in Onlyfans. I feel and can sense that Joey is too anxious and sensitive to allow himself to show off his d , balls , and even pubes. He has been taking his OF journey mighty slow. Unfortunate he will lose more subscribers because he isn’t providing higher standards quality contents for the money he is charging as to which is still a Lot. Most of his competent is very much Instagram and Snapchat worthy!
It is a real shame that he isn’t even posting teasing video clips of himself pulling his boxers down to at least show off dick teasing, balls teasing, pubic hairs teasing .. like even snippets of each would be nice and appreciated (especially for the prices!!) he would make worthwhile money IF he was ever to do this.

I feel as if when he captions his content posts he knows that each post isn’t going to be explicit .. but ,he may be testing us to see what messages he will receive each time his content(s) are disappointing. If this make sense -

Also, in honesty, I do wonder if his personal life (in which I feel seems rather a ‘staged’ situation at certain times ,and a lot for the attention that (from what I can feel and can sense) she obsessively craves generally + through Joey. Some certain things don’t add up in that area

maybe his mental health and anxiety push him back and shield him.. because his photo of him wearing his thin white boxers has been his most explicit content!

Joey should feel the freedom of being able to post more explicit contents into his OF. But there could be a’ number of reasonings maybe of why he isn’t…. Hmm.

 

[Breakers]

Yeah there’s obviously a problem…it’s probably fam who don’t realize that OF is normalized and would rather he be dependent. He must be on a tight leash. There’s so much hot/nude content you can make that isn’t even showing everything and he’s not even allowed to do that. It’s like why even make an OF at all if it’s going to be insta content it just turns loyal fans into seething disappointed haters.

 

[Babbe96869]

….has he

….is he

I’m still uncertain of whether to open

almost there! Could’ve been in pure lighting but

 

[Hadouken97]

….has he

….is he

I’m still uncertain of whether to open

I just took the hit. Most definitely not worth it. Just him shirtless in a towel. I told him it will be the last time I purchase from him.

 

[Dokteki]

….has he

….is he

I’m still uncertain of whether to open

If you are lucky he might show his left elbow or even a knee. If you expect more. You are in for a lot of disppointment

 

[DaNniee17]

I just took the hit. Most definitely not worth it. Just him shirtless in a towel. I told him it will be the last time I purchase from him.

Seriously?!

very much a BUMMER from what you say then

 

[DaNniee17]

I just took the hit. Most definitely not worth it. Just him shirtless in a towel. I told him it will be the last time I purchase from him.

The fAct he mentioned sending to his vips .. would’ve thought possibly a lil more explicitness -__-
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