Johnny Kracken @johnnykracken

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I know this is going a little overboard, but I'm trying to understand how he does it:

  1. Left image - the line of the length of his cock is actually longer than the line from his left elbow to watch .... making it seem like his penis is forearm length
  2. Right image - the line of the length of his cock now seems to be little more than the length of his middle finger tip (unseen) to knuckle
He's fantastic at what he does, but it still kind baffles me how he can look both massive and average

I see what you mean about his cock length. Even though he has a big hot dog, the camera lens or reddit app are causing his length to be vastly different in his many photos. But I love his long hot dog no matter the size.


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I see what you mean about his cock length. Even though he has a big hot dog, the camera lens or reddit app are causing his length to be vastly different in his many photos. But I love his long hot dog no matter the size.


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I have found him so attractive since he showed up on Reddit and after months broke down and he was the first and last onlyfans I ever paid for. Saw this on Reddit today and it’s like my attraction went from 10 to 1.5. There is no need to fuck with what’s already a beautiful cock and body.
 
I have found him so attractive since he showed up on Reddit and after months broke down and he was the first and last onlyfans I ever paid for. Saw this on Reddit today and it’s like my attraction went from 10 to 1.5. There is no need to fuck with what’s already a beautiful cock and body.

To true. Never mess with a good thing. He is perfect. I am curious if it was camera lens distortion... but really that is too much to just be distortion probably. If he is editing it to be bigger, he is doing himself a disservice.
 
To true. Never mess with a good thing. He is perfect. I am curious if it was camera lens distortion... but really that is too much to just be distortion probably. If he is editing it to be bigger, he is doing himself a disservice.
No way it could be distortion. Not one inch of that man needs to be edited yet a pretty high percentage of men that sexy level are insecure in real life. I was with one for 11 years. It’s kind of funny that being such an active poster he thought people wouldn’t notice?? Who knows but my online crush has died
 
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I see what you mean about his cock length. Even though he has a big hot dog, the camera lens or reddit app are causing his length to be vastly different in his many photos. But I love his long hot dog no matter the size.
Weirdly awkward shot. Hmmm. Odd
 
No way it could be distortion. Not one inch of that man needs to be edited yet a pretty high percentage of men that sexy level are insecure in real life. I was with one for 11 years. It’s kind of funny that being such an active poster he thought people wouldn’t notice?? Who knows but my online crush has died

I'll never understand why some super hot people are insecure about their "looks".
 
I'll never understand why some super hot people are insecure about their "looks".
One of the fastest ways to become unattractive. There is that fine line between being confident and being arrogant. It sucks he posted that shit
 
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One of the fastest ways to become unattractive. There is that fine line between being confident and being arrogant. It sucks he posted that shit

He post so many photos in so many of the reddit threads. He probably is fishing for money. He better be careful. The kweens do like to be fooled.
 
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