Johnny Orlando

I'd love to say my first impression of you but unfortunately I'd be one more step closer to a ban...
I dont mind. I'm not trying to gain your adoration or approval lol. Why would you spend even a moment of your time trying to insult someone on the internet lol. Plus we aren't here to talk about eachother...but the subject. . In this case....no talent gay smiled Orlando lol
 
It takes all kinds. Weirdos over 30 who aren't very bright. Horny weirdos who just want to loudly proclaim what sex acts they want to perform on a person. Gen Z kids using grad school terminology they don't understand. Guys who come here to just say "he's hot" over and over. People who come to complain about the complainers thereby prolonging the chain of complaints. Surprising reactionaries who pop in to take the worst possible stance on any issue.
and where do you fall into that?
 
it’s almost 2024 and i’m wondering what johnny’s goals are for the new year. is it more music, another “tour”, collaborations? doesn’t it get boring to keep writing about heart break or love and never take action to find it? i swear singers who keep writing about love and past relationships need therapy haha
 
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it’s almost 2024 and i’m wondering what johnny’s goals are for the new year. is it more music, another “tour”, collaborations? doesn’t it get boring to keep writing about heart break or love and never take action to find it? i swear singers who keep writing about love and past relationships need therapy haha

Why is tour in quotations lol. He’s is actually on tour, it’s not made up.
 
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We better collect these latest pictures... as soon as these Asian concerts are over he will be back fully clothed and whining about every single non-female comment. Especially during the winter.
I think we will only get sexy pictures by mid-2024. Before it? Only if some of his friends or sisters post a picture of him at gym.
 
a new interview was published: Johnny Orlando - REVAMP MAGAZINE
some quotes:

1. “His rising popularity is only the beginning of his landmark career. Johnny Orlando's debut within the landscape of entertainment has successfully brought him to the forefront of the music industry.” (Author)

2. “I don't go to therapy even though I probably should, so I just write it all down and sing it instead.” (Johnny)

3. “but Drake, Bieber, and Amir Obe are for sure my top 3 most listened to artists.” (Johnny)

4. “everyone is shitty sometimes. There are parts of me that are less palatable than I would like to admit, but everybody is a disorganized combination of biological wiring and core experiences.” (Johnny)
 
some quotes:

1. “His rising popularity is only the beginning of his landmark career. Johnny Orlando's debut within the landscape of entertainment has successfully brought him to the forefront of the music industry.” (Author)

2. “I don't go to therapy even though I probably should, so I just write it all down and sing it instead.” (Johnny)

3. “but Drake, Bieber, and Amir Obe are for sure my top 3 most listened to artists.” (Johnny)

4. “everyone is shitty sometimes. There are parts of me that are less palatable than I would like to admit, but everybody is a disorganized combination of biological wiring and core experiences.” (Johnny)
notes:

1. Are we discounting Johnny’s musical career? Or, is the author just simping and hyping johnny up. Saying he’s at the “forefront of the music industry” is a notable claim.

2. Johnny should go to therapy to heal and love himself. Him always writing break up songs is low key cringe. (Same with other notable singers)

3. Johnny gushes over Bieber. In another interview, Johnny was saying how cool Bieber is and talented he is. i thought he was going to say “and he’s hot.” Kinda like how Joshua Basset came out during an interview when asked about Harry Styles. Speaking of Harry Styles, I’m surprised Johnny didn’t mention Harry Styles, his “hall pass.”

4. I wish he was more authentic and transparent. What does he mean by “parts of me that are less palatable”?
 
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notes:

1. Are we discounting Johnny’s musical career? Or, is the author just simping and hyping johnny up. Saying he’s at the “forefront of the music industry” is a notable claim.
Johnny's absolutely NOT anywhere near sucess as the "mainstream" claims. He's musically for young ladies what Kim Petras was before her #1/Grammy* and Slayyyter still is for the gays: a good niche icon.
Interesting enough, Johnny and Slayyyter have the same number of listeners on Spotify lol

*No shade towards Kim, is because she tasted the mainstream spotlight. Still listen to her catchy songs daily.
2. Johnny should go to therapy to heal and love himself. Him always writing break up songs is low key cringe. (Same with other notable singers)
His family is rich enough to make him feel the fantasy of being a star. And they seen very supportive as well for their family well-being. If he's not doing therapy is solely because of his own decision.
3. Johnny gushes over Bieber. In another interview, Johnny was saying how cool Bieber is and talented he is. i thought he was going to say “and he’s hot.” Kinda like how Joshua Basset came out during an interview when asked about Harry Styles. Speaking of Harry Styles, I’m surprised Johnny didn’t mention Harry Styles, his “hall pass.”
He probably was just riding Styles wave during his 2019-2022 regency on pop music. Also, MAYBE this magazine is Canadian, so putting Bieber would be more palatable.
4. I wish he was more authentic and transparent. What does he mean by “parts of me that are less palatable”?
Most probably: I'm a pretty conventional white guy from a upper class family, my life isn't that interesting and i hold some views that are unpopular. I don't think he meant anything about mental/physical health or sexuality
 
Johnny's absolutely NOT anywhere near sucess as the "mainstream" claims. He's musically for young ladies what Kim Petras was before her #1/Grammy* and Slayyyter still is for the gays: a good niche icon.
Interesting enough, Johnny and Slayyyter have the same number of listeners on Spotify lol

*No shade towards Kim, is because she tasted the mainstream spotlight. Still listen to her catchy songs daily.

His family is rich enough to make him feel the fantasy of being a star. And they seen very supportive as well for their family well-being. If he's not doing therapy is solely because of his own decision.

He probably was just riding Styles wave during his 2019-2022 regency on pop music. Also, MAYBE this magazine is Canadian, so putting Bieber would be more palatable.

Most probably: I'm a pretty conventional white guy from a upper class family, my life isn't that interesting and i hold some views that are unpopular. I don't think he meant anything about mental/physical health or sexuality

1. First and foremost this is a puff piece, so they’re always going to be flattering to the subject of the interview. But he’s become moderately successful. See below.

2. What “fantasy?” He’s playing to screaming crowds of girls (and boys) in sold out shows on at least three different continents. That is a reality. Just because he isn’t Harry Styles doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a successful career. Thousands upon thousands would kill to have the success that he has.

3. The magazine is British. However it makes sense that Bieber would be a big influence on a solo male pop star.