Johnny Orlando

[Modloft1]

oh the life of an influencer. to be able to just sleep in to whatever hour you want

except he's not italian. he's canadian. he wasn't born in italy, he wasn't raised in italy. maybe he has a grandparent or great-grandparent that's from italy and moved to canada, but that doesn't make him italian. it's like shawn mendes. he's not portuguese nor british. his dad is portuguese, his mom is british, shawn is canadian. you don't develop the common traits a nationality is known for just because of your ancestors' nationality.
also, no one would ever look at this twink and go "that's an italian man". he looks like a northern european just as much as barry.
i also find it kinda weird and a bit disrespectful the way he's just going after barry as if he did something. which just makes that post from the other day about seeing a girl with an average guy seem like it might've been about sabrina and barry, because he won't stop talking about them.
this new era of hyperobsession over sabrina is worse than when he was trying to be harry styles. he's coming off as a massive douche

He sleeps in not because he's an influencer (which he isn't).

He sleeps in because he's got rich parents who haven't popped his fantasy world bubble.

 

[Modloft1]

b list? i don't think he even makes it to the first half of the alphabet

Nobody knows who he is. They also don't know who payton mormeier is. Or max and harvey. Or carson leuders.

You see how payton lives? In what appears to be a shabby one or 2 room apartment. You think thats by choice?

Orlando has financial security through his parents.

It's all a fantasy world that parents don't want to emotionally damage these kids by popping bubbles.

One day.

 

[Downstage]

 

[brandonengager]

Nobody knows who he is. They also don't know who payton mormeier is. Or max and harvey. Or carson leuders.

You see how payton lives? In what appears to be a shabby one or 2 room apartment. You think thats by choice?

Orlando has financial security through his parents.

It's all a fantasy world that parents don't want to emotionally damage these kids by popping bubbles.

One day.

johnny and his siblings have the great privilege of having rich parents who can subsidize their LA lifestyle. i wish i had this too. it allows you a step ahead in life

 

[brandonengager]

gotta promote the single

 

[Hothakubi]

johnny and his siblings have the great privilege of having rich parents who can subsidize their LA lifestyle. i wish i had this too. it allows you a step ahead in life

Wtf are you on about John and his siblings have their own things going, john makes money with tours, music, tiktok, his YEARS on YouTube ect... even if hes not T.Swift famous he's got ALOT of followers thats multiple streams of revenue his parents dont pay for anything. The green eye is bad with y'all and the fact anyone would even need to explain this in this day and age my god...

 

[andre1000]

Wtf are you on about John and his siblings have their own things going, john makes money with tours, music, tiktok, his YEARS on YouTube ect... even if hes not T.Swift famous he's got ALOT of followers thats multiple streams of revenue his parents dont pay for anything. The green eye is bad with y'all and the fact anyone would even need to explain this in this day and age my god...

hi johnny

 

[WGIA]

how tf is this bulge not more popular, def his best

 

[Noamboniij]

remember the video where a guy was about to hug or smooch Johnny but his body language was kinda like "not now, babe"?
Does anyone remember which page # it's posted on

 

[brandonengager]

“why am i single?” lmao. he always puts his fingers on his lips

 

[brandonengager]

as predicted, he didn’t answer any interesting questions. tbh he ran / is running a lackluster campaign

 

[Carolina HM]

I think Johnny started/amplify this weird behavior after seeing his former flop friend Tate McRae becoming a popular, even if she end up being just an one-hit wonder.

When success happened to people not close to him in music or close but from other areas (like the Sturniolo youtubers) he didn't care. Now that someone who's not long ago was below him on charts and was inside his circle got a taste of popularity, he thrown away any inhibitions and maximized the insincere over the top behavior he got during his "Harry phase".

 

[BarebackOnly]

I've been masturbating for days watching this little bitch in this video. God he is so ready for sex.

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[Kaliso]

I've been masturbating for days watching this little bitch in this video. God he is so ready for sex.

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Better if he was in just briefs.

 

[brandonengager]

Better if he was in just briefs.

obviously lol

 

[brandonengager]

i struggle to understand the persona john is trying to cultivate. he wants to be like justin bieber and shawn mendes but he also acts timid and almost scared to be like them.

bieber and mendes have done plenty calvin klein ads, GQ interviews, etc. who do you wanna be johnny?

 

[andre1000]

i struggle to understand the persona john is trying to cultivate. he wants to be like justin bieber and shawn mendes but he also acts timid and almost scared to be like them.

bieber and mendes have done plenty calvin klein ads, GQ interviews, etc. who do you wanna be johnny?

He wants to be whomever gets him to international pop stardom

 

[Goeievraag]

His new song is seemingly also performing terrible, just 83k views in a week on YouTube while having over 4 million subscribers… even his website is down , the associated Squarespace account has expired

 

[Modloft1]

His new song is seemingly also performing terrible, just 83k views in a week on YouTube while having over 4 million subscribers… even his website is down , the associated Squarespace account has expired

He doesn't have 4m subscribers. They're all bots. Again, nobody knows who he is. He buys the bots and followers and likes and subscribers to stroke his ego. That's what they all do. It's all fake. They just dont want to do actual work because it's more fun living in this fake fantasy world where they're superstars.

 

[fzcb]

He doesn't have 4m subscribers. They're all bots. Again, nobody knows who he is. He buys the bots and followers and likes and subscribers to stroke his ego. That's what they all do. It's all fake. They just dont want to do actual work because it's more fun living in this fake fantasy world where they're superstars.

I don't know what percentage is legitimate subscribers, but surely a very sizeable percentage are inactive subscribers - mostly from when he was young. Now why did so many people followed him when he was young? Something tells me young fangirls are only partly the answer.