Jon Hamm

If only Mad Men would've continued into the 70's era we would've seen more Hammaconda because men wore unforgiving trousers back then. High crotches and clingy fabrics. Maybe that's why they ended with the late 60's?...
You're right, but Hammaconda would be censored. Imagine that big package or gorgeous VPL coming down through a tight pair of pants. It would be better than porn. In some chapters you can see his bulge but the photography is very dark. They do it on purpose.