Jose zuniga

Did he just finish exercising or did he just rub coconut oil all over his body? His chest and stomach are wet but his face and hair are dry. I would imagine that the vast majority of his audience are male, so the fact that he seems to really enjoy sexy-ing himself up for men to look at is... Hot. :heart_eyes::p
I wish he would sex himself up a bit more often. This particular video was once in a year occurance.
 
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At this point, I feel like the only people who follow him are those of us who thirst after him - wife and daughter be damned. I doubt anyone actually heeds to his advice, especially since the man has proven himself to be a sellout on multiple occasions. In multiple videos he'll say "stay away from these *XYZ* products, they're terrible", then in other videos (after the checks clear) he'll promote those exact same products and try and convince you why they're so awesome. Lol. Fingers crossed one day Jockmail will offer him a check, then we'll really have something to look forward to. :p

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That’s what he’s trying to sell you at least: “How to be masculine.”

On a side note, I find it amusing that his video thumbnails are so thirsty - some even implying masturbation - and then the video content has nothing to do with any of that. It’s just “Buy my t-shirts. Groom your brows. Tailor your clothes. Buy these watches from today’s video sponsor. And, finally, smile.”
I think it’s smart…however it is a bit confusing. Because all the thumbnails look to me like gay porn lite. And he is trying to cater content towards masculine straight males. So do these straight males also want to dick this man down….or is it more of an admiration like damn he looks good I want to be him.
I guess things like Cologne ads work the same way to sell their product. Though that’s more catered towards women so they buy it for their man just as Victoria’s Secret is aimed at men buying hot panties for their girl.
 
I think it’s smart…however it is a bit confusing. Because all the thumbnails look to me like gay porn lite. And he is trying to cater content towards masculine straight males. So do these straight males also want to dick this man down….or is it more of an admiration like damn he looks good I want to be him.
I guess things like Cologne ads work the same way to sell their product. Though that’s more catered towards women so they buy it for their man just as Victoria’s Secret is aimed at men buying hot panties for their girl.
I'm almost certain that Jose Zuniga is fully aware that his fanbase is mainly thirsty queers who lust after him. Which would not only explain the thirst trap thumbnails, but also the emphasis on masculinity. Because the ugly truth about the queer community is that we advocate for the normalization of feminine queers, but at the same time, are sexually captivated by masculinity. Jose is a very smart business man. He knows who his fanbase is. And he knows what his fanbase wants. The only reason we haven't seen this man ass-out naked is because his sponsors pay him well enough to keep him from having to cross that line. If ever his sponsorships stop flowing, that will be the day that his nudes "accidentally" leak.
 
I'm almost certain that Jose Zuniga is fully aware that his fanbase is mainly thirsty queers who lust after him. Which would not only explain the thirst trap thumbnails, but also the emphasis on masculinity. Because the ugly truth about the queer community is that we advocate for the normalization of feminine queers, but at the same time, are sexually captivated by masculinity. Jose is a very smart business man. He knows who his fanbase is. And he knows what his fanbase wants. The only reason we haven't seen this man ass-out naked is because his sponsors pay him well enough to keep him from having to cross that line. If ever his sponsorships stop flowing, that will be the day that his nudes "accidentally" leak.
so we just have to unsub and not watch his videos =)
 
I think it’s smart…however it is a bit confusing. Because all the thumbnails look to me like gay porn lite. And he is trying to cater content towards masculine straight males. So do these straight males also want to dick this man down….or is it more of an admiration like damn he looks good I want to be him.
I guess things like Cologne ads work the same way to sell their product. Though that’s more catered towards women so they buy it for their man just as Victoria’s Secret is aimed at men buying hot panties for their girl.
Trust me… I had straight “bros” that watch this mf back in college. They think by following his lessons, they can get a woman that looks like Jose’s wife (she’s very very very beautiful btw). So yeah, some watch it in admiration like “Damn. I want his life.” I was assuming Jose’s content was catered towards young men, but I also see the thirst trap appeal for gay guys. Idk, for me I just don’t find him attractive in the form of a relationships, but i’d let him smash me once. just once.

I remember I shitted on his content once in front of my friends because I said something along the lines of “guys must be this dumb just to watch a man teach them about basic forms of hygiene…”
And yes, the boys’ angry responses were that I would never find myself a girl

Jokes on them cause I also like dick! HA!
 
I just don’t find him attractive in the form of a relationships, but i’d let him smash me once. just once.
I think most of us here feel the same way. He's 100% fuck-me-senseless material. But he's seems way too douchey to marry. Kudos to his wife. She definitely has more patience than me.
 
I think most of us here feel the same way. He's 100% fuck-me-senseless material. But he's seems way too douchey to marry. Kudos to his wife. She definitely has more patience than me.
im sure all the money makes her have all the patience in the world :joy: