Keanu Reeves

[Bulge]

Any rumours or pics, I saw some pics on the net before off his bare bum, but nothing more than that, so any ideas?

 

[Pecker]

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[D_Count_Dickula]

I think there is nothing big about KR.

 

[Matthew]

I think there is nothing big about KR.

His ego?

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I think there is nothing big about KR.

His ego?

I don't care. I'd roll him on his stomach or wear his ankles as a necklace any night/evening/morning/day he wanted... :wink:

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

Last night I watched Keanu (what kind of name is that?) with River Phoenix (what kind of name is that?) in "My own Private Idaho". It's about street hustlers.

River Phoenix was better, and Keanu kept reminding me of his "Bill & Ted" character. Keanu's cock would probably make me laugh!

I liked "Private Idaho" but they should have used the B52's song and dropped River Phoenix's narcolepsy. It was deliberately too tragic, to avoid being sexy in a gay way.

I want entertainment, not heavy drama and tragedy. What's the world coming to? Isn't reality and the TV News tragic enough?

I should have watched Monty Python, but I've seen it all, and like to watch stuff I haven't seen. We need more good comedy and better special effects. We should be able to choose the size and type of cock Keanu has from the DVD menu.

 

[D_alex8]

Last night I watched Keanu (what kind of name is that?)

A fairly common Hawaiian name.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

He's gorgeous. I'd fuck him until he couldn't walk but he's straight. Unfortunately his acting hasn't grown since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure but he does have screen presence. I love the fact that he maintains an air of mystery. I've never met him which is surprising, we frequented the same haunts for years.

 

[Pecker]

Last night I watched Keanu (what kind of name is that?) with River Phoenix (what kind of name is that?) in "My own Private Idaho". It's about street hustlers.

River Phoenix was better, and Keanu kept reminding me of his "Bill & Ted" character. Keanu's cock would probably make me laugh!

I liked "Private Idaho" but they should have used the B52's song and dropped River Phoenix's narcolepsy. It was deliberately too tragic, to avoid being sexy in a gay way.

I want entertainment, not heavy drama and tragedy. What's the world coming to? Isn't reality and the TV News tragic enough?

I should have watched Monty Python, but I've seen it all, and like to watch stuff I haven't seen. We need more good comedy and better special effects. We should be able to choose the size and type of cock Keanu has from the DVD menu.

The film was a take-off on Hamlet, therefore the melodrama. As for Phoenix's narcolepsy, it is germaine to the film: it's when he passes out that he goes to his own private Idaho.

I agree, BigJohn, that Phoenix was the better actor by far.

 

[twiggy3]

Okay, how about keanu Reeves, he's hot...and i've heard he's got a frontal shot in the new film scanner Darkly, i hear its like animated and shit...but still a frontal shot's a frontal shot.

So has anyone got any info...Alex8...im looking in your direction!!!

 

[mikey41]

Big or small - it makes no difference to me. I love that man. I'll even suffer his doltish, wooden acting just to get an eyefull of his beauty.

 

[Deno]

I had a hardon for him in the most excellant adventure days and his air guitar playing buddy. Today without the mistery he'd be like any trick. I read he;s not only twinky but unkept, actors working with him complained of his smell.

 

[coolguy666]

What I a supposed to think of this sex scene? Hot or not?
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30475591001161081557372%2Ejpg&id=19872
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C3052033000116108155780%2Ejpg&id=19873
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30564803001161081557268%2Ejpg&id=19874
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30606954001161081557965%2Ejpg&id=19875
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30650230001161081557383%2Ejpg&id=19876

 

[coolguy666]

http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30701363001161081557104%2Ejpg&id=19877
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30748389001161081557372%2Ejpg&id=19878
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30793791001161081557601%2Ejpg&id=19879
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30837176001161081557728%2Ejpg&id=19880
(Am I supposed to be turned on by these last four pics or disgusted? I'm receiving mixed feelings on this)

 

[Sklar]

There have always been rumors flying on this guy. My feelings for him vary, running from oh my God - NO, to hot damn - YES.

Rumors have flown that he is bisexual. It culminated in the late 90's to early new millenium that he flew to Europe to marry his sugar daddy.

So really, I have no idea which sex he likes to play with his bat with.

 

[sgop]

http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30701363001161081557104%2Ejpg&id=19877
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30748389001161081557372%2Ejpg&id=19878
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30793791001161081557601%2Ejpg&id=19879
http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%5Cpublic%5Cca%5Ckeanu+reeves%5Ca+scanner+darkly%5C30837176001161081557728%2Ejpg&id=19880
(Am I supposed to be turned on by these last four pics or disgusted? I'm receiving mixed feelings on this)

sorry, I know I'm viewing on a smallish, low-res monitor, but am I missing something??
you'll have to spell it out for me, I'm afraid !

sgop

ps. you're missing a 'T' in your signature !

 

[coolguy666]

sorry, I know I'm viewing on a smallish, low-res monitor, but am I missing something??
you'll have to spell it out for me, I'm afraid !

sgop

ps. you're missing a 'T' in your signature !

You can see Keanu's cock (obviously it's 'cartoonish'!). Maybe you can save them and zoom them in your computer.

PS - Thanks for the signature thing!:tongue:

 

[kukosm]

From the movie My Own Private Idaho

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[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

meh.

 

[chrstphrrr]

:hitit: Mr. Reeves is hot, even WITHOUT taking into consideration he's old enough to be my dad. Considering that...he's SUPER hot.:147: