It's very telling that no one here really commented on Malik & Shamu's scene. Such a hot pairing but such a uninspired scene. They looked great but Men.com fucked it up as it's very on brand for them to waste talent and money.
I know we don't watch porn for the dialogues but what kind of crap was that? A criminal comes your way with guns and you say "Damn, you're handsome." Criminal tells you to shut up and you talk back: "Can't you take a compliment?" They seemed to be going for comedy but this was just another wasted opportunity. And I still can't believe they threw away all the chances to play with the theme. Make Austin and Damian demand "nourishment" from Malik in order to give him water. Show that "Roman's guys" are actually assholes just like their mafia boss, and get them wasting water by giving Malik a hose down inside the cabin (and show us every detail of Malik's hot body). Men.com creatives are so bad that I sometimes think they hired a random guy off the street and said: hey, here's money, make gay porn.