Masturbation

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Aug 20 2005, 05:32 PM
This is my own personal view: if I decided to introduce something non-anatomical into my anus, I would use something designed for that particular purpose. I would not use test tubes or anything from the meat or produce departments.
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These folks may agree with you now, Jacinto:
 
Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Aug 20 2005, 04:32 PM
This is my own personal view: if I decided to introduce something non-anatomical into my anus, I would use something designed for that particular purpose. I would not use test tubes or anything from the meat or produce departments.
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Heh come on now Jacinto, we all know test tubes would never...ever shatter under pressure :evilgrin:
 
i can understand that you dont want something to noticable as a dildo or such lol but a small butt plug is easy to hide and its WAY WAY worth it, i can and have had anal only orgasms and they are crazy intense to were i fall down in the shower, and thats just with my hands you just have to know were to touch lol. I have mine well hidden from my parents they would beat me to death with it if they found it lol. but i tell you its worth it.
 
Originally posted by warwithscars@Aug 22 2005, 06:15 PM
i can understand that you dont want something to noticable as a dildo or such lol but a small butt plug is easy to hide and its WAY WAY worth it, i can and have had anal only orgasms and they are crazy intense to were i fall down in the shower, and thats just with my hands you just have to know were to touch lol. I have mine well hidden from my parents they would beat me to death with it if they found it lol. but i tell you its worth it.
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You can ejaculate just from anal stimulation? :wow:
 
yeah i have anyway i done it a bunch of times since i first discovered it and it beats the hell out of regular masterbation, though i still love that too, but yeah i dont have to stroke or anything and it feels different then a regular orgasm its like deep inside.
 
Originally posted by warwithscars@Aug 22 2005, 06:51 PM
yeah i have anyway i done it a bunch of times since i first discovered it and it beats the hell out of regular masterbation, though i still love that too, but yeah i dont have to stroke or anything and it feels different then a regular orgasm its like deep inside.
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And you actually ejaculate? Is it a big cum shot or is just a dribble? This is facisnating :shocked:

I feel like Barbara Walters now....lol
 
Originally posted by Snipes@Aug 7 2005, 09:51 PM
And as for getting it stuck, I can't see that happenning, as I always make sure to have about 2 inches sticking out, and there's a ridge round the end of it anyway.
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My roommate (female) managed to get a regular vibrator stuck up her rear once before we lived together. When she came, it got "sucked" in by the muscular action. She ended up getting it out on her own, but it was after a lot of work and bearing down, etc...
 
7x5.5: I had my prostate checked the other day, and I never want anything up my ass ever again haha. Horrible. Different strokes for different folks though :)
 
Originally posted by WilsonStreet@Aug 25 2005, 10:18 PM
Vaseline and a Sharpie pen - works every time.
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wow Wilson. From what everyone here is saying, it sounds like that is something you could loose up there.

btw, I hope that cap never comes off or you could be in for some bad luck ;)
 
I'm wondering if all this butt stuff is psychological. I don't have a desire to stick anything up there,but I'm seeing that many guys on this site do. Don't you have to have some sexual desire & lust to want to do it in the first place? The idea of doing it makes me nervous & fearful. I don't want anyone (including myself) fooling around with my butt, especially further up there. It's maybe sexual revulsion on my part. :freak:
 
Originally posted by HungSpermBoy@Aug 26 2005, 08:53 AM
I'm wondering if all this butt stuff is psychological. I don't have a desire to stick anything up there,but I'm seeing that many guys on this site do. Don't you have to have some sexual desire & lust to want to do it in the first place? The idea of doing it makes me nervous & fearful. I don't want anyone (including myself) fooling around with my butt, especially further up there. It's maybe sexual revulsion on my part. :freak:
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It's all to do with massaging the prostate, which is sometimes referred to as the male G spot.
 
Originally posted by Altairion+Aug 26 2005, 04:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; Aug 26 2005, 04:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-WilsonStreet@Aug 25 2005, 10:18 PM
Vaseline and a Sharpie pen - works every time.
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wow Wilson. From what everyone here is saying, it sounds like that is something you could loose up there.

btw, I hope that cap never comes off or you could be in for some bad luck ;)
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Yeah, :hurts: :bigsmile:
 
Originally posted by HungSpermBoy@Aug 26 2005, 10:32 AM
The idea of doing it makes me nervous & fearful. I don&#39;t want anyone (including myself) fooling around with my butt, especially further up there.
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What are you scared that might happen?
 
Originally posted by alleyblu+Aug 26 2005, 12:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(alleyblu &#064; Aug 26 2005, 12:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BrynB@Aug 26 2005, 10:32 AM
The idea of doing it makes me nervous & fearful. I don&#39;t want anyone (including myself) fooling around with my butt, especially further up there.
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What are you scared that might happen?
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You attributed the quote to the wrong person - HungSpermBoy said that.
 
Originally posted by BrynB+Aug 26 2005, 11:41 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(BrynB &#064; Aug 26 2005, 11:41 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
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The idea of doing it makes me nervous & fearful. I don&#39;t want anyone (including myself) fooling around with my butt, especially further up there.
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What are you scared that might happen?
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You attributed the quote to the wrong person - HungSpermBoy said that.
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Sorry bout that Bry, I just fixed it :happy:
 
According to an emergency medicine journal, the prevalence of rectal foreign bodies presented to emergency rooms is higher in males than in females (a 28:1 ratio). The typical patient falls between the 20-30 year marks, with the peak age of the patients being in their 20’s, which is attributed to anal erotism activities. In the case of rectal foreign bodies (as opposed to other rectal emergency complaints), the majority of patients presented themselves after multiple attempts at self-removal. Depending on the “lost item,” you risk anything from extreme embarrassment to bowel and intestine perforation. So how will you explain an accident of this nature to your parents and the emergency room personnel vs. an anal toy? I understand neither is probably an option to you so here is my recommendation:

Use your finger or buy a toy designed for anal stimulation. If you are in a smaller city or an area where adult shops aren’t available, there are some very good online stores. Many of these are listed elsewhere on this site. Nowhere to get mail like this? Get a P.O. Box. They are inexpensive. If you are in a city with adult shops, you are more fortunate. Recently, I needed to rent a variety of porn for a pro-exotic writing/porn-feminist paper I was trying to write. Being a bit embarrassed, I called ahead of time to a store close to home. I was very surprised and pleased with my experience. This particular store had staff that included two young women well versed on the feminist vs. porn issues, a gay staff member that was helpful in recommending some gay video selection, and other assorted staff members that would make pretty much anyone comfortable in the store. Not only did I get an interesting assortment of videos for my project, but I also discussed some of their other products, which included sex toys. Call a store in your area ahead of time to see if there is someone you can ask for when you go in that will work with you to find the right kind of toy. Don’t settle for the novelty items (which are usually cheaper), as they are designed for show and not play, and can be dangerous to actually use. As far as hiding it at home, I understand this is can be tough depending on your parents take on privacy and what not. This is something you’ll have to figure out for yourself, but I think the cliché “Where there’s a will, there’s a way” applies.

Lastly, words of advise and caution:

Research anal toys before you buy on the internet, there are several really good sites that offer toy reviews.

Vegetable insertion is risky. An journal article I read about 10 years ago cited a man who presented to the emergency room with a carrot stuck up his butt. He said it happened when he accidentally sat on it while cooking in the nude. Do you believe him? Neither did I?

Also, beware of items that can form pockets of air, like bottles, “TUBES,” etc. These can form a vacuum that can be very dangerous to your health and well-being.

Happy hunting.

P.S. I am not a professional of any kind. I am just well read.
 
Originally posted by 1338@Sep 2 2005, 06:01 PM
I don&#39;t often use my fingers; that&#39;s a little too weird for me, but anything else is fine (someone else&#39;s fingers work, though).
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:rofl:
Why is using your own fingers too weird?