Matt Damon: I've seen Ben's penis many times

Good for you Cochranfan4life. People should be proud of who they are. If they are gay, bisexual, black or white, small or big.

Most people of this forum seem to be unsure of what they are or what they like though.
 
Thank you. I agree. People really should be proud of who they are and what they have. Stand string & secure. Everyone is beautiful in their own unique, special way.
 
If you want to workout with friends to see their cocks go ahead. I don't. It just happens normally in a locker room environment. I'm certainly not going to cover up like a pussy in case my buddy sees my penis.

You obviously don't workout and have never been in a locker room to make such an idiotic and childish comment. Guys get naked in a locker room and other guys see it - FACT. That's as normal as breathing. Your second comment is stupider than your first which tells me you probably don't have any male friends - not surprisingly. Now go away little boy and let the men talk.

Um, your the one making idiotic and childish comment. I'm not the only one telling you this and if you don't notice then you clearly have some kind of psychological issues. Guys do get naked in the gym. Sure. You might have seen your friend's dicks. Why not. But seeing your friend's dicks is not normal. I wish it is. If it is as you say "normal", go ask your dad if he's seen his friend's dicks, or come over to your neighbor and ask if he's seen his friend's dick, or ask the police if they've seen each other's dicks.

You're the one who should go away. You clearly have a mental capacity of a little boy since you didn't understand my post. Do we want to see our friends' dicks? Sure why not. Is it "normal" to see their dicks cause you're friends anyway? Stop living in fantasy land and acting like the cool guy in this place, cause you know, ooh, "i've seen my friends' dicks". You're so pathetic. lol
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Stupid is a 2 syllable adjective requiring -er rather than more in the comparative form depending on the dialect of English being used. Some dialects of English use one form more than the other, but both forms are possible and both are considered grammatically correct (Google it if you don't believe me). My advice to you is to know your grammar before giving out grammar advice to others. A moron giving grammar lessons? Now that's irony!

Holy moly 1,600+ posts plus another pretentious non-sense on a matt-damon-has-seen-ben's-penis thread. You need to go out more. lol
 
Um, your the one making idiotic and childish comment. I'm not the only one telling you this and if you don't notice then you clearly have some kind of psychological issues. Guys do get naked in the gym. Sure. You might have seen your friend's dicks. Why not. But seeing your friend's dicks is not normal. I wish it is. If it is as you say "normal", go ask your dad if he's seen his friend's dicks, or come over to your neighbor and ask if he's seen his friend's dick, or ask the police if they've seen each other's dicks.

You're the one who should go away. You clearly have a mental capacity of a little boy since you didn't understand my post. Do we want to see our friends' dicks? Sure why not. Is it "normal" to see their dicks cause you're friends anyway? Stop living in fantasy land and acting like the cool guy in this place, cause you know, ooh, "i've seen my friends' dicks". You're so pathetic. lol
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Holy moly 1,600+ posts plus another pretentious non-sense on a matt-damon-has-seen-ben's-penis thread. You need to go out more. lol

Another moronic fucktard to add to my ignore list. It's not pretentious to prove I am correct about a grammar point when someone says I'm not. I wouldn't expect someone with your obviously limited intelligence to understand this. I would expect you weren't taught this grammar point in high school before dropping out. I'll bet you had to use your computer's spell check to even spell the word pretentious correctly. When you're a big boy, you'll understand that it's normal for men to be naked in a locker room. Until then, keep towel dancing, showering in your shorts and changing in a toilet stall like the neurotic little turd that you are. Bye bye troll, you're not worth another second of my time.
 
Another moronic fucktard to add to my ignore list. It's not pretentious to prove I am correct about a grammar point when someone says I'm not. I wouldn't expect someone with your obviously limited intelligence to understand this. I would expect you weren't taught this grammar point in high school before dropping out. I'll bet you had to use your computer's spell check to even spell the word pretentious correctly. When you're a big boy, you'll understand that it's normal for men to be naked in a locker room. Until then, keep towel dancing, showering in your shorts and changing in a toilet stall like the neurotic little turd that you are. Bye bye troll, you're not worth another second of my time.

Go run away you fucktard. Look at the history of our post and see who insulted who first. You are a fucking neurotic moron who thinks he's cool cause "I saw my friend's dicks and it's all cool". You know I'm not as cool as you, cause I'm just a computer guy. Now bye bye troll fuck, you fucking piece of shit coward. Your lesson for this week, don't insult people you don't know and run away if they confront you.

NOW STOP PERVING ON YOUR OWN FRIENDS AND BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET lol.
 
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Be polite people. Gee Matt looks sharp in this video, at that point when he is giving out autographs
 
Matt has a neat circumcised penis. Ben was not. After a problem, he had to be cut. Matt was very glad. Ben didn't like it.

Although this statement has a very "Dick and Jane" (? Dick and John) quality, rather funny in this context, I wonder about its accuracy as reportage.

I don't really see why Matt would be glad, let alone "very glad," about anyone having to be cut after the age of 1 day or so.
 
Matt has a neat circumcised penis. Ben was not. After a problem, he had to be cut. Matt was very glad. Ben didn't like it.

This whole thing with Ben and his penis is a perfect example of internet lore spreading and becoming 'gospel truth' without verification.

Some years ago, on APRIL FOOL'S DAY a report surfaced that Ben was injured on set, requiring circumcision. As far as I know, this was never confirmed anywhere else, but everyone just assumes its veracity. In fact, he is a white middle class guy born in 1972, in a hospital, before the 'intact' movement got underway, and I for one would love to know of living proof that he was not cut at birth. As far as I know, Ben himself has never said so, nor Ma and Pa Affleck.

Apparently Ben broached the subject of circumcision during an interview (Howard Stern?), in which he stated that many take Affleck for being a Jewish name, and people often assume he is Jewish, which he rather liked actually, but added something like "but oh the circumcisions!" People take this as verification that he is in fact anti-circ. Until he speaks up, we will never know, but he could have been playing, tongue-in-cheek, to Howard Stern's well-known dislike of his own religion's foreskin cutting.

Matt Damon is widely reported as being cut, but I have never heard it from the horse's mouth, nor seen any real nudes verifying that. I have also never seen any info that suggests he has ever commented on the circ subject for the benefit of his 'public'.
 
I just happened to see the South Park episode last night, in which Cartman's hand is the alternate "Jennifer Lopez," takes over the singer's career, and seduces Ben Affleck in his own car. You see the hand going down towards Ben's crotch and his eyes starting to roll back ... (I suppose it was a "blowjob" that was really a handjob.) Cartman doesn't seem to realize what is going on until it's over. "Oooh ... Ben Affleck's spooge! Gaggg." Ben comes off okay in that episode; J-Lo not so much.

Too, too funny!
 
Go run away you fucktard. Look at the history of our post and see who insulted who first. You are a fucking neurotic moron who thinks he's cool cause "I saw my friend's dicks and it's all cool". You know I'm not as cool as you, cause I'm just a computer guy. Now bye bye troll fuck, you fucking piece of shit coward. Your lesson for this week, don't insult people you don't know and run away if they confront you.

NOW STOP PERVING ON YOUR OWN FRIENDS AND BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET lol.

Girls, girls! You're both pretty!
 
This whole thing with Ben and his penis is a perfect example of internet lore spreading and becoming 'gospel truth' without verification.

Some years ago, on APRIL FOOL'S DAY a report surfaced that Ben was injured on set, requiring circumcision. As far as I know, this was never confirmed anywhere else, but everyone just assumes its veracity. In fact, he is a white middle class guy born in 1972, in a hospital, before the 'intact' movement got underway, and I for one would love to know of living proof that he was not cut at birth. As far as I know, Ben himself has never said so, nor Ma and Pa Affleck.

Apparently Ben broached the subject of circumcision during an interview (Howard Stern?), in which he stated that many take Affleck for being a Jewish name, and people often assume he is Jewish, which he rather liked actually, but added something like "but oh the circumcisions!" People take this as verification that he is in fact anti-circ. Until he speaks up, we will never know, but he could have been playing, tongue-in-cheek, to Howard Stern's well-known dislike of his own religion's foreskin cutting.

Matt Damon is widely reported as being cut, but I have never heard it from the horse's mouth, nor seen any real nudes verifying that. I have also never seen any info that suggests he has ever commented on the circ subject for the benefit of his 'public'.

Wasn't aware people thought he might be Jewish from his surname ... Affleck is a known Scottish name, one of those contractions from something more difficult that the Scots like to use (? Auchinleck or Auchincleck).