Measured porn stars??

[Curious]

In this photo he compared his dick to a 4th generation iPod nano the one where he is wearing a white tshirt.. If you go on Wikipedia you will see the width of a 4th generation iPod nano is 3.8cm. The length of Jonah Falcons erect penis is 6.5 iPod nano widths 6.5 x 3.8= 24.7cm = 9.72 inches

JONAH FALCONS PENIS IS 9.72 INCHES LONG.

That is not exact as HE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT LESS as most dick is in front of the iPod nano and he is tilting the iPod nano which makes the iPod nano width appear slightly smaller than what it is. Someone better with computers can extrapolate this with the perspective distortions that I've mentioned he is most likely around 9.5 to 9.6 inches.

 

[strivingforperfection]

In this photo he compared his dick to a 4th generation iPod nano the one where he is wearing a white tshirt.. If you go on Wikipedia you will see the width of a 4th generation iPod nano is 3.8cm. The length of Jonah Falcons erect penis is 6.5 iPod nano widths 6.5 x 3.8= 24.7cm = 9.72 inches

JONAH FALCONS PENIS IS 9.72 INCHES LONG.

That is not exact as HE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT LESS as most dick is in front of the iPod nano and he is tilting the iPod nano which makes the iPod nano width appear slightly smaller than what it is. Someone better with computers can extrapolate this with the perspective distortions that I've mentioned he is most likely around 9.5 to 9.6 inches.

Nice, but it's difficult with such small reference points, because you have to multiply by a large number, in this case 6.5..any small error will alter results drastically. Also, his cock is pointing down/below parallel, so he would be less than you say, by how much is again hard to say. My gut feeling is he is around 9 inches NBPx6.

 

[deleted978960]

i would guess 9.5"nbp x6.5" i think he has one of the biggest dicks in the world but of course not 13"

 

[TinyPrincess]

In this photo he compared his dick to a 4th generation iPod nano the one where he is wearing a white tshirt.. If you go on Wikipedia you will see the width of a 4th generation iPod nano is 3.8cm. The length of Jonah Falcons erect penis is 6.5 iPod nano widths 6.5 x 3.8= 24.7cm = 9.72 inches

JONAH FALCONS PENIS IS 9.72 INCHES LONG.

That is not exact as HE IS ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT LESS as most dick is in front of the iPod nano and he is tilting the iPod nano which makes the iPod nano width appear slightly smaller than what it is. Someone better with computers can extrapolate this with the perspective distortions that I've mentioned he is most likely around 9.5 to 9.6 inches.

No, Jonah - your cock isn't 13.5" nor 9.72"

Oh, my bad... Curious...

 

[strivingforperfection]

No, Jonah - your cock isn't 13.5" nor 9.72"

Oh, my bad... Curious...

 

[strivingforperfection]

i would guess 9.5"nbp x6.5" i think he has one of the biggest dicks in the world but of course not 13"

I dont think hes 6.5 girth if you compare him to Shane Diesel.

 

[TinyPrincess]

he is a member here his name is qdot
he is 9" bp and 8.25" nbp
i think he is bigger than most pornstars lex, jason brown,flash brown,richard mann........
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I don't.

Check his gallery. He has a measurement of his girth showing 7.4" - the width is however not the 2.4'ish it should be if he was 7.4 - just to make it simple for everyone - do you think he looks an inch thicker than Shane Diesel? Or half an inch thicker than Shorty Mac?

So he's clearly lying about his girth. Still doubtful - can you easily reach around a can measuring 7.4"? Check his pictures where he measures his length - in those he easily reaches around his own cock - even places his thumb on top of the other fingers. Looksmore like 5'ish.

Decent length - if he would only refrain from lying - IRL he has a nice two-hander.

Don't know him or his post history but complete turnoff if he's a racist as well as a liar.

 

[Shepardson]

Jonah Falcon is uncut and has no circumcision scar. I have no idea what the origin of that stupid headless shot they claim is his is, but I doubt that's an untouched photo in the first place

 

[deleted978960]

I don't.

Check his gallery. He has a measurement of his girth showing 7.4" - the width is however not the 2.4'ish it should be if he was 7.4 - just to make it simple for everyone - do you think he looks an inch thicker than Shane Diesel? Or half an inch thicker than Shorty Mac?

So he's clearly lying about his girth. Still doubtful - can you easily reach around a can measuring 7.4"? Check his pictures where he measures his length - in those he easily reaches around his own cock - even places his thumb on top of the other fingers. Looksmore like 5'ish.

Decent length - if he would only refrain from lying - IRL he has a nice two-hander.

Don't know him or his post history but complete turnoff if he's a racist as well as a liar.

I know he is lying he is claiming 9.5x7.25 but at least the ruler pic show he is a legit 8 incher ,girth idk maybe 6"

 

[969235]

In a documentary we see him measuring his dick soft it does not even 8 inches

 

[Shepardson]

Power of the dick lens? Then why did they shoot the measurement from a distance? Are they trying to make his hand look big and not his dick?

Because every so often, they just screw up. You'll see it in all that stuff if you look. Often when they're changing positions or something. 100% perfect tracking of the dick isn't always going to happen.

And what dick lens? Any camera will do that. His own hand is a lot closer to the camera so it will look much bigger. Try it out with your own camera.

No they don't (thankfully). There was a post and image in here a while back pointing out the lens/focal length thing. I've had a webcam which did it some, but what they use in the monster dick pornos is often rather extreme. I don't think it would be a desirable type of distortion for your average consumer's purposes.

It's funny how you see a conspiracy theory in every porn measurement.

I don't see anything quite so diabolical. It's simply their job to make the talent's dick look as big as possible.

 

[Shepardson]

In a documentary we see him measuring his dick soft it does not even 8 inches

Well, for the sake of nitpicking, it's more of a stretched flaccid measurement as he's got it wedged between his thighs. This is on top of the "sitting on his butt /pulling his dick downward", as well as the question of what's dick, what's just skin, and where does the measurement start. The whole thing is almost laughable.

 

[strivingforperfection]

Jonah is the worst, man hes just the worst and very homely too. I wish one of the big dick pornstars like Danny D or Mandingo was known as the dick king. Anyone but Falcon.

 

[soren10]

next challenge for you... how big are ..?

http://www.realitykings.com/tour/model/view/14058/bambino/

http://tour.naughtyamerica.com/pornstar/brick-danger?nats=4.4.8.8.1169.0.0.0.0&custom1=20677#

http://www.realitykings.com/tour/model/view/8774/brannon-rhodes/

 

[goldzilla]

Because every so often, they just screw up. You'll see it in all that stuff if you look. Often when they're changing positions or something. 100% perfect tracking of the dick isn't always going to happen.


No they don't (thankfully). There was a post and image in here a while back pointing out the lens/focal length thing. I've had a webcam which did it some, but what they use in the monster dick pornos is often rather extreme. I don't think it would be a desirable type of distortion for your average consumer's purposes.

I don't see anything quite so diabolical. It's simply their job to make the talent's dick look as big as possible.

You should write a book on the tricks of the porn industry and documenting any of this camera trickery or other stuff that you know. Well not a full book, but an online booklet, and they are easy to self-publish. So far I am the only person to create a blog on porn measurements. Why are there no other blogs, books or internet articles exposing dick size from the porn industry? Forums will not get as many hits.

Honestly people are very enthusiastic on this thread about porn measurements or porn tricks of the trade or size inflation, some people almost obsessed here. I am surprised nobody takes this off LPSG apart from myself.

 

[goldzilla]

next challenge for you... how big are ..?

http://www.realitykings.com/tour/model/view/14058/bambino/

http://tour.naughtyamerica.com/pornstar/brick-danger?nats=4.4.8.8.1169.0.0.0.0&custom1=20677#

http://www.realitykings.com/tour/model/view/8774/brannon-rhodes/

Brick Danger is 7 inches... just my opinion. No solid proof tho, he aint been measured (yet).

 

[goldzilla]

http://photos.freeones.com/v_various/Club_Seventeen/Kittina_Ivory_001/index1.shtml

 

[goldzilla]

 

[goldzilla]

https://xhamster.com/movies/6579961/monster_cock_measured.html

 

[Packin6]

Yahshua looks horrible, what is wrong with his stomach in that picture?

Joss Lescaff is a beast