Mike ryan - fitness trainer/bodybuilder

I just want him to rip a protein fart right in my face lord have mercy this man just gets better with age
He seems to be a friendly and humorous guy, maybe if one day you meet him in person and ask him politely and say how you adore him, he would just laugh and won't mind farting in front of you :p Some serious men might feel offended or sexually verbally harassed, but I think Mike will just be cool with it
 
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He seems to be a friendly and humorous guy, maybe if one day you meet him in person and ask him politely and say how you adore him, he would just laugh and won't mind farting in front of you :p Some serious men might feel offended or sexually verbally harassed, but I think Mike will just be cool with it
PSA in case there are ppl in this thread with no judgement skills whatsoever (or you’re actually being fr:skull:):

Please do not go up to strangers and ask them to fart for you or make any other invasive, bizarre, or creepy requests meant to arouse you sexually. Friendly and humorous or not, y’all do not know these people and there are certain boundaries you just don’t cross. Like whatever happened to “hi, how are you?”:sob:

Be a freak in the sheets but demure in the streets gaybies.;)