Mile High showing your bulge

I had a very long delay at the Portland, ME airport in late June. Lots of people from multiple flights milling around tryng to get information about whether and when they might have a flight out. There was guy there -- I'd have guessed he was gay, from the way he was dressed, but he had a very sexy woman with him. Anyway, I couldn't keep my eyes off his crotch. One of the biggest softies I've ever seen hanging down his leg.