michael never bought me shit. The guy was one of the funniest dudes I’ve ever met and was a great friend. I don’t think he bought Dylan anything either.
Facts that I know you all want about michael/Anthony:
-none of them ever bought me gifts and that is a fact
-did they ever think they could get with me? Maybe. Did they ever try once they knew I was wasn’t gay? No. Would I ever get jokes about it? Sure but that’s a friend group, you bash on each other for fun.
-did they bring around these young guys who would do stuff with them? Idk maybe, sure, you make that decision.
-What I WILL say about that is actually funny. Whenever they a new kid came by, since I was the straight friend in the group ( I know hard to believe), I would intentionally crack jokes about “oh who’s the new kid” and we would laugh and it was funny. I was like the dude that the new kid had to be ok with being joked around from until they left or whatever.
-in all honesty though, you could ask any of them right now if they ever did anything with me, or bought me gifts. The answer will be a 100% no. And if you choose to not believe it. That is your problem.
that being said I made the decision myself to split from the group bc I just didn’t want the assumptions anymore, they were funny, and respected me and for some reason accepted me as their straight friend, it all seems weird to you which is fine. I’m just trying to clarify things I’ve never brought up before.