Morning Wood Hardness

[bill4494]

I've hardly ever woken up with morning wood. But with a little touching or just horny thoughts it pops right up easier then later in the day.

 

[notthatguy]

Calling it morning wood does not properly describe the event... more like morning steel.

 

[Ben Tramer]

For me, it has always been like when you turn a garden hose off at the end/sprayer so the hose is under pressure. After a while the hose stretches out and it deforms and is kinda lumpy and really resembles a tumescent penis. Seeing that when doing yard work gets me excited. Looks like my dick most mornings. And a lot of liquid also sprays out of the end of it.

 

[4skin4u]

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[Mike.Teru]

My morning wood has always been extremely hard and I'm always horny soo thats a good start in the day

 

[P Dubble]

I wake up hard as a rock. My girlfriend could do a pull up on it. She wakes up horny too so it works out. I usually stay hard after I cum and she just keeps riding me. Then usually a pee break for both of us then right back to it.

 

[wilsonthevolleyball]

I used to set the camera in the bathroom so I could take pics before my morning piss.

After morning piss.

 

[littleguy2]

Until I started reading this and similar posts about morning wood and seeing so many adult men boasting they had it every single morning, I genuinely thought it was something you grew out of by time you were in your 20’s since that was the last time I woke up with a hard on! I was shocked to find out that most men wake up this way on a regular basis

Depends on your sleep rhythms I think. I never woke up hard in the morning but would always be hard during the night if I woke up. Since my mid 50's I am never hard during the night unless I have Cialis in my system

 

[littleguy2]

I used to set the camera in the bathroom so I could take pics before my morning piss.
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After morning piss.
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Could never piss with morning wood as I point straight up

 

[deleted3641841]

My morning woods are like a divers spring board, so hard you could dive off it, Im 53 and also find my wet dreams are more intense and the cum load like wow out of this world.

 

[wilsonthevolleyball]

Could never piss with morning wood as I point straight up

Yes sometimes it is if you can't bend it down enough. Sometimes I would step outside and let it go. I live without neighbors and could do that.

 

[_bushycutaussie]

Yes sometimes it is if you can't bend it down enough. Sometimes I would step outside and let it go. I live without neighbors and could do that.

exactly, either outside if I gotta go with morning wood or the most awkward positioned lean over the toilet

 

[waistbanz]

I often produce precum as well, even when only slightly excited. But I never produce it in the mornings when I wake up with rock hard wood.

 

[deleted75853]

This is my alarm cock.

 

[17264491]

This is my alarm cock.

Rise and suck !!!

 

[wilsonthevolleyball]

This is my alarm cock.

Nice big dick

 

[Indelicate]

Rise and suck !!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[whiskeydick1]

I was woken twice by mine this morning. unfortunately I slept in guest bedroom so I had to relieve it myself. about an hour later, it woke me up again.