Most Famous Cock You Have Seen in Person

I know how this is going to sound, but oh well. I've seen 2. I used to work at a decent hotel and sometimes celebs would stay there when they were in town. I ran room services sometimes.

One night kind of late I went up to a room and Bam Margera answered the door buck naked. It was kind of obvious he was gacked out a little and was doing it for the lulz. He looked great naked, and it looked pretty much like the scene in Jackass where he's on the elevator naked. Pretty dick, seemed average to slightly large. His pubic hair was trimmed extremely low, almost gone. His balls were clean. It was a short experience and he kind of giggled the whole time.

This next one is the one I'm sure some guys will be all "Sure, Jan" about, but whatever. I delivered food to Louis CK's room once and he was wearing a robe. He let me in and I put the tray down on his desk like he asked. When I turned around, his robe was open and he had an erection, that he was fondling. He asked "Care if I masturbate?" I said no, that he could. He just stood there with his robe open as he jacked his cock. It was a very red dick, and maybe like 5 inches, maybe. He just kind of was lost in his own world and grunted a lot. When he came, he shot across the bed spread, and there wasn't a lot of cum, but he did shoot surprisingly far.

He didn't close his robe when he signed the bill, and he left me a crazy tip. He also said he didn't usually do that, but he stopped short of thanking me for allowing it. Honestly he seemed kind of annoyed with himself or something, and now I know why. I don't think he probably did that for boys often, or much at all. In retrospect I think his urge to show off negated my gender.
 
I know how this is going to sound, but oh well. I've seen 2. I used to work at a decent hotel and sometimes celebs would stay there when they were in town. I ran room services sometimes.

One night kind of late I went up to a room and Bam Margera answered the door buck naked. It was kind of obvious he was gacked out a little and was doing it for the lulz. He looked great naked, and it looked pretty much like the scene in Jackass where he's on the elevator naked. Pretty dick, seemed average to slightly large. His pubic hair was trimmed extremely low, almost gone. His balls were clean. It was a short experience and he kind of giggled the whole time.

This next one is the one I'm sure some guys will be all "Sure, Jan" about, but whatever. I delivered food to Louis CK's room once and he was wearing a robe. He let me in and I put the tray down on his desk like he asked. When I turned around, his robe was open and he had an erection, that he was fondling. He asked "Care if I masturbate?" I said no, that he could. He just stood there with his robe open as he jacked his cock. It was a very red dick, and maybe like 5 inches, maybe. He just kind of was lost in his own world and grunted a lot. When he came, he shot across the bed spread, and there wasn't a lot of cum, but he did shoot surprisingly far.

He didn't close his robe when he signed the bill, and he left me a crazy tip. He also said he didn't usually do that, but he stopped short of thanking me for allowing it. Honestly he seemed kind of annoyed with himself or something, and now I know why. I don't think he probably did that for boys often, or much at all. In retrospect I think his urge to show off negated my gender.
wow was louis ck's dick thick or thin and did he have huge balls
 
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I know how this is going to sound, but oh well. I've seen 2. I used to work at a decent hotel and sometimes celebs would stay there when they were in town. I ran room services sometimes.

One night kind of late I went up to a room and Bam Margera answered the door buck naked. It was kind of obvious he was gacked out a little and was doing it for the lulz. He looked great naked, and it looked pretty much like the scene in Jackass where he's on the elevator naked. Pretty dick, seemed average to slightly large. His pubic hair was trimmed extremely low, almost gone. His balls were clean. It was a short experience and he kind of giggled the whole time.

This next one is the one I'm sure some guys will be all "Sure, Jan" about, but whatever. I delivered food to Louis CK's room once and he was wearing a robe. He let me in and I put the tray down on his desk like he asked. When I turned around, his robe was open and he had an erection, that he was fondling. He asked "Care if I masturbate?" I said no, that he could. He just stood there with his robe open as he jacked his cock. It was a very red dick, and maybe like 5 inches, maybe. He just kind of was lost in his own world and grunted a lot. When he came, he shot across the bed spread, and there wasn't a lot of cum, but he did shoot surprisingly far.

He didn't close his robe when he signed the bill, and he left me a crazy tip. He also said he didn't usually do that, but he stopped short of thanking me for allowing it. Honestly he seemed kind of annoyed with himself or something, and now I know why. I don't think he probably did that for boys often, or much at all. In retrospect I think his urge to show off negated my gender.
Sure, Jan.
 
The Louis Ck one might be true. He seems to like jacking off for people. read this article:
Sarah Silverman Says Louis C.K. Masturbated in Front of Her With Her Consent


I know how this is going to sound, but oh well. I've seen 2. I used to work at a decent hotel and sometimes celebs would stay there when they were in town. I ran room services sometimes.

One night kind of late I went up to a room and Bam Margera answered the door buck naked. It was kind of obvious he was gacked out a little and was doing it for the lulz. He looked great naked, and it looked pretty much like the scene in Jackass where he's on the elevator naked. Pretty dick, seemed average to slightly large. His pubic hair was trimmed extremely low, almost gone. His balls were clean. It was a short experience and he kind of giggled the whole time.

This next one is the one I'm sure some guys will be all "Sure, Jan" about, but whatever. I delivered food to Louis CK's room once and he was wearing a robe. He let me in and I put the tray down on his desk like he asked. When I turned around, his robe was open and he had an erection, that he was fondling. He asked "Care if I masturbate?" I said no, that he could. He just stood there with his robe open as he jacked his cock. It was a very red dick, and maybe like 5 inches, maybe. He just kind of was lost in his own world and grunted a lot. When he came, he shot across the bed spread, and there wasn't a lot of cum, but he did shoot surprisingly far.

He didn't close his robe when he signed the bill, and he left me a crazy tip. He also said he didn't usually do that, but he stopped short of thanking me for allowing it. Honestly he seemed kind of annoyed with himself or something, and now I know why. I don't think he probably did that for boys often, or much at all. In retrospect I think his urge to show off negated my gender.
 
Hot. Which players were hard? Hitch did you see?
The ones I saw fully nude are Frenkie de Jong, Hakim Ziyech, Matthijs de Ligt and Kasper Dolberg. Matthijs had a boner, and I was all kinds of thirsty hahah