Most Famous Cock You Have Seen in Person

Not to sound like a rude trolling bitter 'insert a rude noun here', but reading through these posts is amazing to me. People just give the name of who they saw, or go into detail about the how/why/where, but they don't even mention the actual goddam cock without being reminded two or three times.
 
It was an attempt NOT to be rude while remaining direct. It shouldn't be offensive, hopefully, to anyone who isn't too sensitive. Since this is a website focused on men's cocks, I hope the sensitive people who wither under a sharp remark look at men's cocks in a place where they don't have to interact with others, sparing themselves the double burden of being politically correct and horned up at the same time.
 
Singer Kenny Loggins played my college in 1978. I was hired by the promoter to handle his backstage rider.
He played the gym and we used the locker room as his dressing room. Pre-show he stripped down for a shower and I got a good look at his cock. It was about 6" soft cut w/ nice low hangers.
 
I've seen quite a few people well known in the UK:

Jake Quickenden (singer, I'm a Celebrity, X-Factor): Small and uncut with a lot of foreskin
Olly Alexander (singer Years and Years): Normal uncut (serious BO)
Cel Spellman: (actor and Radio 1) Normal uncut
Tom Fletcher (bank Mc Fly): Average uncut slightly longer than average foreskin
Freddie Fox (actor various): Average uncut but head showing
Calvin Demba (actor Hollyoaks): Medium length uncut, leans to one side
Ben Hardy (actor Eastenders and X Men): Normal uncut
Dean Smith (actor Waterloo Rd): Small and uncut with long foreskin
Robert Lindsay (actor various incl My Family): average uncut but very dark skinned

The one which I suspect that nobody will believe, but did happen at the Clipper Lounger in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Hong Kong was George Clooney who was average cut and quite dark (appreciate people won't believe it)
 
Kevin Bacon: Saw the film Short Term 12 with Brie Larson a few years ago in downtown Manhattan. Caught this guy hanging around and was like "Is that...no way, it couldn't be Kev--" when suddenly his wife, Kyra Sedgwick, caught me and gave me a coy smile. She was as friendly as could be and we chatted about the movie and I couldn't resist praising her. He was a little more tight-lipped, but still polite. I could tell he was eager to leave however, so I kept things short.

Coincidentally, uh, we both had to pee after that brief chat. Waited in line. I didn't care much at first, because we've all seen his dick in Wild Things, of course. But when I was emerging from the stall, he was at the end where there wasn't a divider, and in the rush of the crowd, I got a good long look at his impressive meat which looks better in person. Never thought I'd see him pissing, but I guess I can knock that off my bucket list now!
 
In an Auckland hotel steam room, just the two of us. Joseph Fiennes. He quickly put on his towel when he realized there was someone else there. I didn't know who he was but the face looked familiar. Then I checked with his fanclub that he was indeed in town to film. Uncut, natural hair trim. About 31/2 inches flaccid. A quick glimpse through some steam.
 
Kevin Bacon ... one autumn day he just "happened to be driving through Ptown" (which is impossible, for those who don't know.). His dick? Very nice. About 6.5/7 hard. Nice set of balls.
 
Kevin Bacon ... one autumn day he just "happened to be driving through Ptown" (which is impossible, for those who don't know.). His dick? Very nice. About 6.5/7 hard. Nice set of balls.

Please more details about Kevin and his bacon. What was he doing?
 
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Kevin Bacon ... one autumn day he just "happened to be driving through Ptown" (which is impossible, for those who don't know.). His dick? Very nice. About 6.5/7 hard. Nice set of balls.
Ha, driving through to where? It's literally the end of the line!