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Mother Nature Has Had EnoughHey this is the first time, I have ever written a short story so go gentle. I know its super long but there was a lot of plot swimming around in my head. I hope you will like it by the time you make it to the end. Oh and by the way if you don’t like fantasy and magic this is probably not the story for you. By the way grammar is not my strong point so hopefully it's readable.
Mother Nature looked around her fields and declared that she was fed up and that she was going to fix her mistakes. While you might think Mother Nature is a myth or some symbol of the environment, in reality she is as real as you or me. Now I know you have never seen her and for most of you non-believers you can’t believe in what you don’t see, but Mother Nature who goes by Florence if you know here, Flo if you are a friend...or one of her assistants has in fact visited you. Oh I know you think you would remember a visit from Mother Nature, your probably thinking I am crazy, but the reason that you do not remember Mother Nature or one of her assistants is because you were a sleep when they arrived.
You see while it is true that Mother Nature cares and protects all the flowers and rivers, the butterflies and the antelope (amongst all that other nature stuff) she also is responsible for visiting each boy or girl on a very special day called puberty. On that very special day Flo or one of her many different assistants sprinkle puberty dust all over you.
Now here is the thing, spreading Magic Puberty Dust is not an exact science; it is really more of an art and let’s just say that some of Flo’s assistants are better at it than others. Not to mention that some of her assistants also get easily distracted and/or lost and can’t find their way to everyone when they should. It is these distracted assistants that cause people’s puberty to be delayed. Because Mother Nature loves her flower symbols she calls these delayed people, her “late bloomers.”
As I said, administering Magic Puberty Dust takes a very precise hand and really an artist’s eye. Unfortunately many of Mother Nature’s assistants are a bit haphazard about how they spread their dust. If the assistant pours too much on your nose then you are going to have one major beak, too little on your feet and your going to be destined to wear children’s shoes for the rest of your adult life. Now there are probably a few short guys reading this and your saying to yourself, “screw you Mother Nature, was it too much to ask for you to spread enough Puberty Dust to make me 6’2?” I know when I first realized that puberty was under Mother Nature’s jurisdiction, I wondered why she wouldn’t have more quality control.
Here is the thing, Magic Puberty Dust doesn’t activate over night, and in fact it can sometimes take months or even years to have its affect. For the purpose of this story let’s just say it takes until your 18 (cause this forum has rules). So while this puberty dust is doing its magic thing no one knows how well it was spread until you are done and ready to come out of the proverbial puberty oven.
So on your 18th birthday (cause I am rule follower) you should be able to look in the mirror and see just how well Mother Nature or her assistant did. If you look into the mirror and like what you see, you know whom to thank. Vice versa if you can’t stand looking at yourself then you know where to throw your shade.
For thousands and thousands of years Mother Nature has pushed her assistants to do a better job, and in some aspects they have gotten much better, For instance as a species we seem to be getting taller, from generation to generation, just as an example. While Mother Nature really hates it when her assistants screw up, she has rules she must follow, you see we all have a predetermined allotted amount of magic dust and so even when one of her assistants gets a little happy with the dust on a few ladies breasts here and there. Mother Nature does not get involved…well until now.
Now Mother Nature has had enough and she has tasked one of her very special and most artistic assistants to fix a few problems that one or two lazy assistants have created. No one is exactly certain what set her off but legend has it that it had something to do with Riley Carson’s 18th birthday.
Riley was the type of guy that looked in the mirror and did not like much of what he saw. He thought he was too pudgy, and had too much acne. In reality at 18, Riley really had been dealt poor cards.
You see his Mother Nature Assistant was pissed that she was being asked to work overtime and if you asked me she was none too happy that she was having to work on a gay guy (side note: Mother Nature has nothing to do with you being gay or straight your born that way, Mother Nature picks up at puberty).
So Riley’s assistant, Sarah, was a close-minded and mean thing who mistakenly believed that gay people are a mishap of nature, which couldn’t be farther from the truth. So on the night when Sarah arrived at Riley’s house, on his special day, she took the Puberty Dust in her hand and she blew it into the air, while at the same time turning and floating away. Very little of Riley’s allotted puberty dust actually feel to where it was supposed to go it kind of just lightly dusted his chest giving him some straggly hairs here and there but not much else to get excited over.
The morning of Riley’s 18th birthday he stood in front of the mirror and the reflection that looked back was a pale white guy about 5’8. He had brown oily hair, zits on his face and even a few scattered on his back. Where some of his classmates had begun to develop pecs, abs, and biceps, Riley had no defined muscles to speak of, his arms were flabby and his stomach had just enough baby fat left to look pudgy. Riley could have lived with any of his unfortunate circumstances except one.
There was one thing that kept him up at night, praying and hoping that he was a late bloomer and that he still had more puberty to go. You see when Sarah chaotically tossed Riley’s Magical Puberty Dust; there was one area that got absolutely no dust, not even a speck. You guessed it; Riley was an 18-year-old High School senior with a two-inch flaccid penis that grew to the whopping mind blowing size of three inches in length and two inches around. Riley was neither a grower nor a shower; he was a “no-er” and to add insult to injury Riley’s original allotment of Magic Puberty Dust should have been enough so that he had at least six inches, average I know, but a gigantic size for someone that is sporting a three inch boner.
As you can imagine having such a small dick had caused Riley to have years of anguish and bullying. You can’t be an 18 year old with a 12 year-old’s dick and not get harassed and bullied especially at Riley’s school. It just so happened that the worst physical bullying that Riley ever experienced was on that very faithful day, his 18th birthday. While taking a shower after gym class four of his classmates, Craig, Bart, Jason, and Dave or the “Four Horsemen” as they were known around the locker room had decided that Riley’s stares of admiration had crossed over into the “fag zone” they were sure that Riley’s lingering glances were because he wanted their bodies.
The cruel reality is that Riley really did think that these dickheads were kind of hot, bullshit; he thought they were fucking hot as hell. Bart and Craig were twin brothers and co-captains of the swim team they were the classic blondes with the killer bodies that only thousands of laps in the pool could provide. They were only too happy to show off their pool earned bodies to the women, but they weren’t going to have any queer staring at them. As much as their incredible physiques and immense talent made them the big men on campus, it also made them two of the biggest dickheads you would ever meet.
Unfortunately for Riley he couldn’t help but stare, I mean honestly the brothers were 6’0 tall, had eight pack abs, blue eyes, straw blond hair, and had what looked like a baby’s arm tenting their speedos out so far that you could practically see their pubic hair. It was a wonder their massive 9 inch man meat didn’t weight them down while swimming. Their cocks were as heavy as a boat anchor, but instead they seemed to work as a rudder propelling them through the water and into the state championship.
Where Bart and Craig sported the sleek bodies that only swim workouts can provide, Jason was anything but sleek. At 6’3 and 210 pounds Jason was a mac truck of muscles. His biceps were so big that people had compared them to bowling balls. Even when he didn’t have a pump he was walking around with what looked like large softball size biceps. His legs were the size of regular student’s waists. Jason’s chestnut brown hair was not just on his head but also on his chest and covering his washboard abs. Jason had been the first student at the school to start shaving and he had a perpetual five-o’clock shadow on what could only be described as the strongest jaw line this side of Hollywood. For all his muscles and manliness he still had a beautiful face. Models would have cut a bitch to be as good looking as Jason. He just seemed to have it all.
Speaking of having it all, Mother Nature’s assistant went all out on Jason. It was obvious that his assistant was an ass man and probably a gay one at that, cause Jason’s ass was so muscular and tight that it looked like he was carrying two halved cantaloupes in his Andrew Christian boxer briefs. Not to be out done by the twins assistant, Jason’s dick and balls were a very respectable 7.5 inches but while the twins had him by an inch and a half in length Jason more than made up in girth, at 6.5 inches he had one of the fattest dicks around. It was a wonder that Jason could get his massive sausage into a jockstrap and cup. When he took the football field no one needed binoculars to see Jason’s bulge.
The last of the Four Horsemen was Randy. Captain of the baseball team Randy was the most accomplished athlete of the four. Randy wasn’t even sure that college was going to be necessary, by all accounts he was headed to the Major Leagues right out of high school. Randy like the other guys was a sight to behold. Randy’s complexion was smooth and not a blemish on it. His skin was somewhere between a golden brown and an olive hue. He had the greenest of eyes. His eyes were green emeralds staring back at you. They were so brightly green you would swear they were contacts, but they were, in fact, all his. Those puppy dog eyes had come in handy a time or two when one of his “girlfriends” found out about one of the other girls he had on the side. Randy was by far the biggest ladies man of the group, a group of four massively macho lady slayers. With his obvious baseball player muscular body he could have just about any woman he put his mind too.
While Riley had never seen Randy sporting a woody, rumor around the school was that Randy made the twins look small. Numerous girls had told their fair share of stories and if their bragging about Randy’s legendary cock was to be believed, he was hauling around a 15-inch monster. In reality at nearly 11.5 inches long, Randy was bigger than 99% of all men, a statistic that he knew all to well. He was so proud of his dick that he had given it the nickname Louisville Slugger. Teammates who saw him in the shower used to tease, in that oh so envious way, that he should have left the bat outside of the showers. Even porn stars were envious of what Randy had swinging. And swing he did; Randy was one of those blessed guys, huge both soft and hard. So while he had never popped a boner in gym class, Randy’s flaccid 7-inch cock was more than 133% larger than Riley was completely hard.
With all of the blessings and extra Magic Puberty Dust that had been allotted to these four, one would think that they would cut poor Riley a break. It was obvious that Riley looked up to them, and despite loathing them for years of picking on him Riley really did worship them. They were everything he was not and everything he wished he could be. So it came to pass, on his this his 18th birthday, he stared a little too long at Jason or was it one of the twins? Riley couldn’t really remember. The only thing he remembered about that day was waking up on the floor with a splitting headache. When the four horsemen saw Riley’s lingering eye and little chubby cock, Jason had decided to take care of the queer by sucker punching him to the left temple. Jason laughed as Riley’s lights went out and he ended up knocked out lying on the floor.
When Riley woke up the four horsemen were gone and in their place were freshmen laughing at Riley each teasing him for his small stature and even smaller dick. There was little Riley could do because even the freshmen were stronger and every single on of them was more hung.
Riley hurried and changed clothes, and slowly drudged home nearly breaking down in tears each step of the way. He was so exhausted and so defeated that he feel asleep without ever coming down for dinner.