Mr Hankeys Dildos.. Do you have one or Do you have a question about them?

[LPSG Toys]

Hi Everyone

We’re excited to announce that we’ll be reviewing a selection of dildos from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, one of the top names in high-quality, realistic toys. They’ve generously sent us six of their best models to test and give you a detailed review!

To make our review even better, we’d love your input. Here’s how you can help:

1. Do you own a Mr. Hankey’s dildo? We want to hear from you! Share your thoughts or experiences, and they might be featured in our review.

2. Got any questions about Mr. Hankey’s dildos? Whether it’s about the feel, material, sizes, or any specific detail you’re curious about, drop your questions in the comments, and we’ll make sure to address them in our review!

Stay tuned for our in-depth review soon, and thanks for your input!

If you don't know Mr. Hankey's Dildos do yourself a favor and check them out at MrHankeysToys.com

Here are a few of the dildos we will be reviewing

 

[Charlie Jackpot]

I've been tempted by the Cutler X one - but it's really big. How firm are they, are they like Ultraskyn or harder/softer?

 

[LPSG Toys]

I've been tempted by the Cutler X one - but it's really big. How firm are they, are they like Ultraskyn or harder/softer?

Here are some of my thoughts.

Quality - There is a huge difference in quality. Hankeys is amongst the best quality dildos I've come across. It is amazing. I consider Ultraskyn in the mid-range for quality. I feel there are the cheap dildos, the mid-range, and the high-end. Hankeys is high-end. Ultraskyn is mid-range.

Smell - The Hankeys Dildos are odorless. The Ultraskyn has a feel and odor to it. It just feels a bit oily. You can tell it is different silicone.

Harder/Softer - I always like to do a blind test. If you close your eyes the two dildos are very similar in firmness and hardness. They feel quite similar. If anything I would give Hankeys the slight edge in terms of firmness or stiffness. It just feels like their dildos have a little more mass to them.

I think this comes down to price. If you have the budget I would recommend a Hankeys dildo. You can feel the quality of it. If price is a concern the Ultraskyn is a great option. You won't regret it. Both are great dildos. It comes down to what is important to you.

I'm not sure if that was of any help to you. Fire away any other questions you have.

Also, if you are going to order one let us know. We can help sort you out and hopefully get you a good deal.

 

[LPSG Toys]

I would add one comment. The Hankeys Dildos are MASSIVE! They are beasts.

 

[MDM8]

I would add one comment. The Hankeys Dildos are MASSIVE! They are beasts.

Bingo! You just hit on my biggest question about Hankeys dildos… they all just seem to be MASSIVE in size. Just looking at their website even the “small” dildos are 6-6.5” in girth and 8” long…. Which most here on LPSG would consider “massive” for a real life cock. So their dildos really seem to “skew” what is actually big or small for a true penis. Or maybe they aren’t that “out of scale” and we’ve all been led to believe what “average is”??
But either way they look monstrous to me…

 

[MDM8]

Good example is the Cutler X dildo by Hankeys and that is 13” long by 8.25” girth and supposedly molded from his actual dick…. I think we’ve all seen enough in porn to know that this is laughable…

 

[btgbtmfl]

I have a few of them and although they are a original size king brand they did launch a "small" size version of most of their dildos. I made a few mistakes in the past of getting something that is too big to deal with

As far as hardness/softness they have 2 original setups but I believe they give you the ability to customize it nowadays

I tend to go with the more firm that are definely rougher to deal with but in my experience with huge toys if they are not firm then it's too wobbly to play with it by myself, and this is an important detail because if someone else is using the toy and pushing it in you then I would go with the softer version

As far as smell I would say it's almost smell free

 

[LPSG Toys]

Bingo! You just hit on my biggest question about Hankeys dildos… they all just seem to be MASSIVE in size. Just looking at their website even the “small” dildos are 6-6.5” in girth and 8” long…. Which most here on LPSG would consider “massive” for a real life cock. So their dildos really seem to “skew” what is actually big or small for a true penis. Or maybe they aren’t that “out of scale” and we’ve all been led to believe what “average is”??
But either way they look monstrous to me…

I think Hankeys are incredible. That said there is no way they are to size. Drew Sebastian and Jack Hunter are two of the Hankeys we have and there is no way they are true to size.

That said it is a fantasy. The most important thing is that the size guide on Hankeys is accurate. That's all that matters. Sit back and enjoy (literally).

 

[LPSG Toys]

Good example is the Cutler X dildo by Hankeys and that is 13” long by 8.25” girth and supposedly molded from his actual dick…. I think we’ve all seen enough in porn to know that this is laughable…

Agreed!

 

[chrisrobin]

My mate has a "Long John and it to long for me to take all the way in, 13 inches plus. When he's fucking me with it he gets carried away and tried to get it all in. I prefer the Cutler x dildo, brown, thicker but not so long, 11 inches, perfect for fuck games with a buddy.

 

[VaultBoy]

I have two of their fantasy dildos, the Taintacle and the Dragon, and two of their realistic dildos, the Rentman and the Cody Cachet. They're great quality, and I love how squishy they are. I also like the fact that they have different size options for everything, especially the XS range, as even some of their small products are huge.

The only drawback for me is that some of their realistic products aren't that aesthetically pleasing. I compare the dildos to the ones I have from Fleshjack and the Fleshjack ones are just prettier somehow. As someone who's always liked Jack Hunter I instinctively wanted to get his dildo when I heard it was coming out, but I find that it doesn't look all that attractive in photos.

 

[LPSG Toys]

I have a few of them and although they are a original size king brand they did launch a "small" size version of most of their dildos. I made a few mistakes in the past of getting something that is too big to deal with

As far as hardness/softness they have 2 original setups but I believe they give you the ability to customize it nowadays

I tend to go with the more firm that are definely rougher to deal with but in my experience with huge toys if they are not firm then it's too wobbly to play with it by myself, and this is an important detail because if someone else is using the toy and pushing it in you then I would go with the softer version

As far as smell I would say it's almost smell free

You bring up some great points.

Too soft can be too wobbly for solo play.
Too hard makes it harder to take thicker toys if the size is too big for you.

Hankeys now have a full line from Small to Huge and you can customize the firmness. Their most popular firmness is 75% soft and I don't think that is too soft or wobbly.

How long ago did you buy from them?

One thing I've noticed with higher dildos is they tend to have more give and be more accommodating. Would you agree with that?

 

[LPSG Toys]

My mate has a "Long John and it to long for me to take all the way in, 13 inches plus. When he's fucking me with it he gets carried away and tried to get it all in. I prefer the Cutler x dildo, brown, thicker but not so long, 11 inches, perfect for fuck games with a buddy.

Wow! That is a lot of cock! Well done!

 

[LPSG Toys]

I have two of their fantasy dildos, the Taintacle and the Dragon, and two of their realistic dildos, the Rentman and the Cody Cachet. They're great quality, and I love how squishy they are. I also like the fact that they have different size options for everything, especially the XS range, as even some of their small products are huge.

The only drawback for me is that some of their realistic products aren't that aesthetically pleasing. I compare the dildos to the ones I have from Fleshjack and the Fleshjack ones are just prettier somehow. As someone who's always liked Jack Hunter I instinctively wanted to get his dildo when I heard it was coming out, but I find that it doesn't look all that attractive in photos.

I know what you mean about aesthetics. I find some companies spend their time on the look and some spend their time on the quality. Hankeys have put their time into the quality.

That said I don't mind the look of them. Jack Hunter is one of the ones they sent us and it isn't bad looking. Let me know which pics you think don't look great it and I'll tell you if it is an accurate look.

Great comment on the Hankeys squishiness. Doc Johnson's ultraskyn has a similar squishiness. How do the FleshJack compare?

 

[chrisrobin]

Wow! That is a lot of cock! Well done!

It took us a couple of goes before I could take it all, my mate got so excited the first time trying to eas it into me he quickly replaced it with his own nob, the next time it was nearly all the way but time three and he'd go the knack of how the fuck me with it and I took it to the balls, now its a favoured toy for him to fuck me with

 

[chrisrobin]

It took us a couple of goes before I could take it all, my mate got so excited the first time trying to eas it into me he quickly replaced it with his own nob, the next time it was nearly all the way but time three and he'd go the knack of how the fuck me with it and I took it to the balls, now its a favoured toy for him to fuck me with - before he finally "does" me for a spunky finale

 

[MDM8]

I think Hankeys are incredible. That said there is no way they are to size. Drew Sebastian and Jack Hunter are two of the Hankeys we have and there is no way they are true to size.

That said it is a fantasy. The most important thing is that the size guide on Hankeys is accurate. That's all that matters. Sit back and enjoy (literally).

Ha!! Love that last comment @LPSG Toys !! and yes, it is great that the listed dimensions are accurate (albeit HUGE) so at least everyone knows what they are getting!!

I agree that it is fantasy and everyone needs their fantasy outlets and enjoyment!

(I do still wonder if men and women that visit the Hankeys website understand the monstrous dimensions of those dildos - albeit they are very realistic looking !!)

 

[btgbtmfl]

You bring up some great points.

Too soft can be too wobbly for solo play.
Too hard makes it harder to take thicker toys if the size is too big for you.

Hankeys now have a full line from Small to Huge and you can customize the firmness. Their most popular firmness is 75% soft and I don't think that is too soft or wobbly.

How long ago did you buy from them?

One thing I've noticed with higher dildos is they tend to have more give and be more accommodating. Would you agree with that?

I had a couple 75% soft that were larger than my Big Daddy Small - Medium Firm and I ended up throwing them away because I couldn't play with them alone mainly because they didn't resist the movements enough so too wobbly imo, just keep in mind I'm talking about 10+ inches and I don't like having to hold them in place, it might be fine for other ppl.

For instance I had a Cutlerx 75% soft and still own a Rentman medium 75% soft that I barely use. On the other hand I had a couple of larger ones that I went with the Medium Firm that I also ditched because they were too hard so not sure if I agree with your last statement. To properly compare I would need to try the same dildo with different firmness to be fare.

It seems my preferred firmness is somewhere in between their original 2 options (Medium Firm and 75% soft).

My first one was probably a couple of years after they started, they definelty grew a lot since then.

 

[WilliamG]

Hi Everyone

We’re excited to announce that we’ll be reviewing a selection of dildos from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, one of the top names in high-quality, realistic toys. They’ve generously sent us six of their best models to test and give you a detailed review!

To make our review even better, we’d love your input. Here’s how you can help:

1. Do you own a Mr. Hankey’s dildo? We want to hear from you! Share your thoughts or experiences, and they might be featured in our review.

2. Got any questions about Mr. Hankey’s dildos? Whether it’s about the feel, material, sizes, or any specific detail you’re curious about, drop your questions in the comments, and we’ll make sure to address them in our review!

Stay tuned for our in-depth review soon, and thanks for your input!

If you don't know Mr. Hankey's Dildos do yourself a favor and check them out at MrHankeysToys.com

Here are a few of the dildos we will be reviewing
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Those look delicious! If I ever needed another one... The Thiago or the Big Head. Have to work up to these bad boys!