"My penis has a first name...

[jonb]

Not really a name, but I do refer to my penis in the masculine. A lot of anthropomorphism. Examples:

"Oh, he's excited!" (Translation: I have an erection.)
"Damn, woman! Between you and my hand, he's manic!" (Translation: My libido is more than satisfied.)
"Sorry, he's not feeling well today." (Translation: I'm not in the mood.)
"That just made him sick." (Translation: I don't fuck you on your period.)
"He's crying! Begging for an end to this torture!" (Translation: If I came right now, it would be heaven. If you don't make me cum, you can go to hell.)

 

[13788]

gamma_phi: Mickey. Named after a friend of mine who was visiting with me in my room and I had on boxers (disney boxers if you didn't get it by now). She noticed the boxer flap was slighty open and giggled. I asked her what was funny and she said she was looking at "mickey". I looked down to notice the "flap" kind of open to be able to see the dark skin. The name stuck ever since.

 

[Cart2579]

My ex name mine "Brad". When I asked "Brad?" She said, "Yeah I told my friends about how big you are and they said I had to name it. And we came up with Brad, an all-american type football playin' big guy name." And it stuck, from that point on, when ever she was horny, she said she needed to go see Brad. You couldn't believe the looks I would get from my friends and her friends alike on that one.

 

[just me]

Several names from my friends - we believed we had to name our cocks.
Popeye - turns the lead in my pencil to iron in my blood
Pisa - hooks to the right
Pinocchio - it grows with lies
Ironside -
Robin hood - uncut
Tonto - faithful companion
Clark Kent - mild mannered that turns to superman
Prometheus - one eye monster

 

[oldman9x7]

My wife named mine Buford. I can only suppose that she thought he looked as though he had been raised on a farm. Actually he was hand made.

Gramps

 

[Gisella]

I too name my penises...

 

[ChuckRich]

Prometheus - one eye monster

Are you sure it isn't supposed to be Polyphemus, the cyclops from The Odyssey? Prometheus is the god that gave man fire and was punished by being chained to a mountain where eagles ate out his liver for eternity. I wouldn't want to name a penis for him.

 

[bigboy9239]

Don't know why..but mine is called "freddie".. Maybe like freddie fender... well, I am a fender bass player.

 

[Love-it]

My wife named mine George so that we could talk about it around other people.

How's George doing? He's lonely.

 

[just me]

you are right.... thought something was wrong when I typed it but was too stupid to catch it... thanks...

 

[nudepaul]

His name is Petey - a friendly version of Peter. He has been called other names more descriptive of him but prefers Petey. And here is Petey!

 

[Gillette]

A friend named his " Matters" because he said he was always taking matters into his own hands.

 

[D_Claude Hopper]

An ex of mine called him (yes I've personified my penis here) "Little John", just a smaller version of myself, with a somewhat different personality.

It stuck. I still refer to it as that to this day.

 

[nitsud]

I've always named my Mikey sometimes Jr.

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[Pirate Wench]

"Matters"....that's a good one.....

Don't remember in which movie Eddie Murphy referred to his as "Mr. Happy".

 

[robert1970]

mine ,not name yet, but should call it "little brother" normally.:biggrin1:

 

[smoothrnb]

My partner calls mine "Prince Albert" because I have a PA piercing. Not as original as some, but it's cute and I like it.

 

[lvcyberpimpin]

Mine is Bruzr ( with matching license plate )